She obviously is trying to attract the types of people she would like to spend time with and that would be compatible.

You have self selected not to be engaged.

She wins!!

please remember to sign my name to the bottom

thanks Love
Nicole Kelly.

all the "chopped liver" providers. Then again, if you don't have any business it won't matter.

Okay, I can't take it any more.  

Please, girls, NO MORE POEMS!   I don't mean to make fun of anybody, but I think your ads would be more effective if you stayed away from the inspired verse.  It's a little hard to read some of these without laughing out loud.  It doesn't exactly stoke up the erotic vibes, and sounds just a L I T T L E cheesy.


Today I found this one.  Definitely one of my favorites.  I especially like the random capitalization...

"Your Desire is Not beyond your reach,
It is Mine to Inspire, to quench your Soul.
That single moment, a glance a touch,
When time stands still...
One which takes your breath away.
An Intimately Passionate Sensual Tryst.
Ours to Indulge and completely Enjoy."

Make it stop.  Please make it stop.

Of course I know you weren't referring to me, lol.
Lighten up! Tact is my middle name.

C'mon. Really?
Is it honestly THAT big a deal?
What would you rather see? Something more direct to your liking? How about this:

Hey males! I say males because finding a 'man' in your midst is next to damned impossible.
If you're horny then give me a call and let's bang for a couple minutes. That's all you're interested in so why waste time with prose?
You want someone to make you forget that you're old, fat, have lousy breath and a worse attitude, can't figure out how to properly wash your ass after SO many years on this earth, hair coming out of your nose and ears that can be braided, a tiny penis you have some stupid name for, and the endurance of a fart..which you do quite often as well.
I'm the one who will make you feel like a king, remind you that you're just misunderstood, assure you that hygiene is highly over-rated, your lapping at my clit like a dog at a water bowl made me cum 4 times, and the 2 minutes of sweating, huffing, and tickling with that mini member has been the GREATEST time of my LIFE!
Just leave an envelope and take your illusions, along with your dirty ass, out the door so I can exfoliate another layer of skin off.

So how's that?
More to your liking?

-- Modified on 10/27/2011 1:30:07 PM

I would have caught it eventually when I skimmed over the board tonight or tomorrow Im sure. The word poem would have stuck out like a sore thumb to me.
No worries...Im a big girl been here a long time, yes its an advertising tool as is my *and just because* posts...
screens out as well as attracts those I am interested in seeing.
The OP isnt one and thats fine. Ya cant see everybody  anyway...

Hey keeps things lively right..LOL

toodles All
xo
Nic

give credit where its due...

thank you Darlin..

xo
Nic

there are very few over 40 Ladies here in Boston
Joi you know who you are and most certainly Not lumped into the older bitch catagory.

we are a minority around here. lol  rock on Babe

xo
Nic

(boy this is all great the op decided to advertise for me like this isnt it!!!
maybe next week they can attack my *and just because*  posts...lol
Hey its advertising as I see it...
Its all about ME!!  thank you by the way!)

hugs andf kisses
Nicole Kelly
Poet/photographer...lol

-- Modified on 10/27/2011 7:31:21 PM

This post is yet another catty Old ass 'mature' woman. She probably never got her GED. So she has to hate on LITERATE providers.
Boston is getting a rep for the catty-est providers. These old hags need to get a hint and retire.

Didn't realize it was yours Love. You're the only mature provider in these woods that I'd bang. Everyone else is chopped liver. Don't let these catty bitches get to you.
SBB

Posted By: sweetnicole1

please remember to sign my name to the bottom

thanks Love
Nicole Kelly.

With the exception of Foody and a certain lovely redhead, the asshole alias posts in this thread are a waste of time. Try posting something positive.

If you are going to post something negative, do so tactfully. No need to be nasty about it.

May I ask what is mature?

I am sorry I do not even follow the this post and the path it has taken from beginning to end? As for Nicole she is poety in motion when naked or in a skimpy teddy! I can attest to that see my recent review.

As for poetry: I am the man from Nantucket

-- Modified on 10/27/2011 1:32:45 PM

First off I am guessing Robert frost is a guy but that is just my take on it.  But  you seem to think know everything Bad Biotch.  I will say this being around on TER since 2001 I am one of those Old ass mature woman you speak of, though I do have more than one college degree.  I will say, the older providers I know are by no means catty, but are helpful.  Personally, I have only used two aliases in my 10 years on ter, "from what I hear" and "time to retire"  Most of us mature providers hate aliases.  If I have something to say, I have no issue putting my name behind it. (Thats the big problem many people hide behind aliases to attack other people)  That being said, maybe you are the one with an issue with older providers, which Sweet Nicole also falls into.  She posts her ad once a week and doesnt bother anyone that I know of.    Personally the older providers I know, are very mature so I guess I am calling your alias  out bad biotch, feel free to email me which one of us old hags are catty @[email protected]

Don't touch my stuff

You don't have a problem with Nicole and you don't have a problem with BruschiGirl.

I'm assuming you don't have a problem with hundreds of other active Boston & New England-area providers who drop into these boards from time to time.

Its pretty obvious to everyone that the original poster took a snippet of Nicole's post to rile everyone up...didn't quite make for the trainwreck he intended yet here you are insulting hundreds of women with blanket statements.

Boston area providers are no different than hundreds of thousands of women who occupy other markets.
Most of us are just working and trying to run a business for money, for personal satisfaction, to support families, to pursue other interests.

Boston is not a wasteland of old haggard bitches and regardless of whatever personal drama you're involved in?  Casually throwing out general statements born of your own bitterness like that is unnecessarily hurtful and disrespectful.

You're a great provider from what I hear. I don't want to attack you or Nicole. I've seen men that love you both.

Anyhow, TER Boston is a wasteland of old haggard bitches. I'm currently being stalked by one. Sorry for the alias use.

Great post!