A woman is just getting out of the shower so her husband can hop in. The doorbell rings, so the husband asks her if she can get the door. She answers the door with nothing on but a towel. It's the neighbor next door. He says "Wow, you look great, tell you what, I'll give you $500 cash right now if you undo your towel" She thinks about it, and thinks yah, I could use that money, so she opens up her towel and he stares with delight. She goes back in and the husband asks "who was at the door?" Oh, just the neighbor she replies. "Did he give you the $500 he owes me?"
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