Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

my favorite movie of all time
from The Godfather, of course. Problem is there are so many it is hard to choose one as my personal favorite. This is the one that first came to my mind
—Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now (1979)
"my advice to you is to start drinking heavily"
*sex without love is an empty experience
*as empty experiences go, it's one of the best
Love and Death-Woody Allen
On my face, just don't get it in my hair " Sera from Leaving Las Vegas
"Charlie's gonna be... a napalm star!"
Imagine my dissapointment when you were born.
Groucho Marx to Zeppo Marx.
Horse feathers
You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they're capable of ANYTHING.
I get older, they stay the same age."
Dazed and Confused
(However, "all right, all right, all right" is up there too!)
One of them is me and the other isn't you"
"Hey don't knock masturbation , it's sex with someone I love !"
Woody Allen
Annie Hall
After he buys the Champagne and strawberries from room service
Classic 60s England
Dante Hicks from Clerks to his girlfriend who told him she has blown 37 guys in her life.
That says "Do Not Eat The Large White Mints."
Sam Elliot to Patrick Swayze describing the dive bar he's at in Roadhous
Glory lasts forever!!!
I am serious...don't call me Shirley
“If I’d known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I’d’ve memorized the Song of Solomon.”
-Millers Crossing
Just about every line in Millers Crossing a favorite movie quote for me.
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.
"I was building a house, I don't deserve to die like this."
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it"
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Kevin Bacon, in Animal House
"Am I not a man? And is not a man stupid? I'm a man, so I married - wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe!"
Zorba the Greek (1964)
Ash to Sheila in Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 3
I can eat a peach for hours.
EOM
We just sell different parts of ourselves - Peaky Blinders
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