I looked at my wife's jaw and found that she is promiscuous, but she still won't do oral at all and she sure has a lot of headaches.  So, who's she being promiscuous with???

If that isn't bad enough, I look at my hands and find out I'm a woman.  I am sexually attracted to women.  OH GOD!  I'm a LESBIAN!!!

So please, no more posts about how body parts can tell you who you are.  I don't want to find out I should be celibate.