I looked at my wife's jaw and found that she is promiscuous, but she still won't do oral at all and she sure has a lot of headaches.  So, who's she being promiscuous with???

If that isn't bad enough, I look at my hands and find out I'm a woman.  I am sexually attracted to women.  OH GOD!  I'm a LESBIAN!!!

So please, no more posts about how body parts can tell you who you are.  I don't want to find out I should be celibate.

Hey it's not that bad finding out you're really a woman....I've always said that when I die I want to come back as a lesbian, that way when I'm playing golf, I can hit from the forward tees and eat all the pussy I want. See, that's not so bad is it?