LOL soooo true!

It means "I am fat" The only danger is that you may get crushed in CG.

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About a week ago someone suggested a ban on the word "bombshell" to describe -- well, the word is so overused we're not sure what it means anymore.  That got me thinking:  most providers on TER make an effort to sound distinctive.  For those of us who still hunt for hidden gems on sites like BP and cityvibe, however, there are some comments that automatically signal that we should move on.  Here are my top 5:
5.  "It's all about YOU."  Well, not quite -- this is not a public service, is it?
4.  "Ask about my specials."  In order words, let the negotiations begin!
3.  "Ask about my friend."  ... 'cause that's who you're gonna get!
2.  "Prettier in person."  It's OK for a guy to say that about a woman, but when the woman says that, it does not inspire confidence.  Maybe it's time to hire a decent photographer.
And the #1 turn-off line:
1.  "If it's not me, it's free."  Hmm, try telling that to the girl who shows up instead!  Ten bucks to the first guy who can prove he ever collected on this kind of guarantee.

Any other candidates?  Best wishes for the holidays and a happy, healthy new year.

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"I'll leave you wanting more" - then you haven't done your job.

... when she actually means 100 tineye hits per photo...

No, I am not saying that at all. If another hobbyist wants to see Lady Sasquatch or a hippo that is his prerogative.

The subject was "Provider lines that never work" I picked "dangerous curves" because it has been recycled over and over and over and almost always by fat providers.

I think she's just fine the way she is, and so does she.

I think they mean that the photos are real pictures, just not pictures of them......

Hey Drama:  I think (hope) what you're saying is that no provider should misrepresent herself.  I agree with Chelsea -- to each his own, and curves are just fine for many.  On the other hand, if a girl is plus size, she should not pretend to be slender and petite, and vice versa.  I started this thread in good spirits -- let's keep it that way.

A few good one's

1. A truly once in a lifetime kind of girl

2. I promise you won't be disappointed

3. I guarantee a great time

I agree with Chelsea some people like curves, I;m not going to starve myself and make myself sick in order to fit someones else's idea of beautiful. If someone is seeking a full figured woman aka (dangerous curves) and expecting  a hard, tight body, their just being unrealistic.

I'm dangerously curvy and proud  

Happy Holidays,

Lisa