God asks Eli Manning, “"What do you believe?"

Eli thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.  I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat next to him.

God turns to Phillip Rivers and says, “What do you believe?”
 
Phillip replies, “I believe there’s no such thing as luck, that everything is guided by your hand.
I’ve been judged on the field, and what I’ve achieved is not good fortune but rather my guided path.”

God is impressed with the depth of Rivers’ response, and offers him a seat next to him.

Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?"
 
Brett says, "I believe in passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life.
I, too have been lucky, but win or lose I've always tried to be a true sportsman both on and off the playing fields."

God is moved by Favre’s sincere eloquence and he offers him a seat next to him.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
 
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

Wondering if a provider would barter a ticket to this Sunday's Patriots/San Diego game for a "celebration" after the game.

Obviously a ride and parking are included.

the provider who says yes owes ME a big one.....

Go Pats.

Dingus

and for superbowl tickets id be someones sex slave for life

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Now just get one of your nice single gentleman friends looking for a superbowl tickets that come with a date lol and you can collect on the indentured sex slave for life lol  I have something you will like... check your real mail if that doesnt get you to hook me up nothing will

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Thank you my little sex slave. My email collection just gets better and better!

A sex slave for life? Now that may be a deal nobody can pass up.

Just over a year ago a provder from Rhode Island became my sex slave.  This is an extremely valuable offer.  Well over a hundred thousand if I had to pay for it.