As the poster of “The Greek Report” I wanted to respond openly to Carnal Courtesan /  Kate’s posting that criticized the report, as I feel that she brings up a certain point of view about “The Greek Report” that bears consideration. I have a propensity for verboseness so I’ll keep the action item here at the top.

Some of the other gentleman on this board suggested that I include a disclaimer in this report stating that YMMV depending on this service and I replied (publicly) as to why I do not feel this was necessary. If you have not read the response, then please do so (link below). If you still feel a disclaimer would be helpful and appreciated by the providers, please reply to this thread stating so. If three or more providers respond with a request to include a disclaimer as well, then I will start to do so.

In regards to the existence of the report and its objectification of women as "meat waiting to be pounded" as Kate put it, I must politely disagree with you there. The entire mission of TER is to provide the community of men with explicit details about providers so they know what to expect in regards to services and the quality with which those services are delivered. As such, every review on the site can be interpreted as portraying providers as "meat waiting to be pounded". Your arguments against The Greek Report are, in my opinion, an argument against all of TER and as an active participant in the community I must politely cry foul as to what appears to me as a touch of hypocrisy. To draw fine lines such as this is really an argument of taste and not of principals.

I had several reasons for starting The Greek Report about a month ago. The impetus was in response to a thread where several men described both misinformed subtly homophobic reasons for avoiding Greek and any reciprocal ass play. As a big fan of the butt I pointed out my reasons for being very "into" this fetish in that thread.


Unfortunately there are really very few local providers who participate in Greek. Since this is an area where TER’s search engine is lacking (no way to search on providers who are going to visit a certain town in the coming weeks) I was already compiling “The Greek Report” as a mental list of visiting providers who offered this service. In the spirit of community and to liven up the board I decided to post my current mental list. After that I’ve just been keeping the list up to date and even had a few providers PM me directly for inclusion. I do not intend to offend fellow hobbyists or providers, however, given the high click count on the reports and in the spirit of community, I will continue to post the report on a semi regular basis.

Lastly, I consider myself a gentleman and I have never, ever assumed that just because a woman’s profile lists a “yes” next to anal that there is a flashing neon sign above their ass screaming “Open for Business”. In my meeting of providers I try and make it clear as to my preferences ahead of time and even when prior approval is granted, I will always respect any last minute reversal of decision on the ladies part because to do otherwise is to commit rape. All women (and men) have the right to say no to anything at any time and to ignore such denials makes you not only the lowest of all people but also a criminal.


I could go on, but I think everyone gets my drift here. Lastly, as a big fan of masturbation, I will take your labeling of me as a Malaka as a compliment.

Happy Cruising!

Some people just aren't happy unless they are bitching about something or spreading negativity.  

Your report is appreciated and welcome.

I think you should re-name it -  the "Rump Report"!

...And book providers accordingly.

I think that its actually beneficial for providers who provide the service - especially visiting providers who may not otherwise catch the eye of a client who is viewing the board looking for someone to spend time with.
When making suggestions for companions for my guests to go see oftentimes when I mention the names of my friends they'll say "wait- I didn't even know she was in town or coming!".  

The additional exposure isn't hurting any provider.

Collecting the names of ladies who provide a specific service, particularly one that isn't provided by many girls is harmless.

My name is on it and I'm not frightened that I'm going to be put in a position where I am unable to refuse.  My donations are structured in a fashion that when I'm booked by someone with an interest in it I am aware of the possibility of its occurrence at the time of booking and I am given a gratuity for the preparation & effort.  If I don't feel like it I simply say that I'm not able to accommodate at that time.

Providers who are featured on the list either "upsell" for it with higher Greek rates OR they're PSEs who are virtually always prepared to provide the service.

What is the big deal?

Your clarification is thoughtful ExDaytrader - but most people reading know that this board is about information exchange by clients, for clients and all in good fun.

I feel soooo left out LOL

...I don't mind being included in the Greek Report.

You have stated your case very well and your Greek Report certainly fills a void in the TER reviews.  

Where were you when I was actively seeking this information?!

..........is not wrong or anything to be ashamed about

I am in the mood to get my stick browned a little.
A lot of guys have an interest in it, so I would ignore the geriatric prudes among us.

August. I love it! Lmao!

Are you saying you like it in the can?

You are correct in that the reference of Malaka was a play on 'Greek' and meant more as a term of endearment even though we don’t share the same opinion.

I totally agree that you are providing a service to guys. I can't speak for other ladies (which I previously stated) as it's obvious we all have different business models.  Some of us are more comfortable being 'out there' than others.  

TER is a man's world and women are out here to make money.  After 12+ years of participation and observation, I see being OK with the Greek Report as a recipe for disaster.  That said, it should not be my concern as my name is not mentioned, but on the other hand every time there is another attack on a lady, arrest, or outright crudeness towards a provider or providers in general, it affects the entire community.

If y'all feel comfortable with making direct statements don’t let my opinion get in the way.  I wish you all the best.  As an FYI, I received 1 PM and 1 email from 2 guys who share the same view.

As ladies, we all do what we do, and none of us is any different/better than the next. (We are all providers-no way to sugar coat it).  But one of the issues with the generation behind me is that they seem to be a little too open.  That is why we have more violence towards women, in a general sense.  IMHO which is far from prudish, marketing ones ass for sale is kind of crude, particularly if it is not being done by the lady.  Again this is only my opinion and I don’t claim to be right and appreciate that you have been respectful in your response.

My apologies that you felt my post warranted another thread.   As long as you keep it respectful, carry on with your mission.  Some ladies complain when their ads are hijacked by other marketers such as Backpage, but evidently feel that your post is fine.

My wish is that both the ladies and the fellows stay safe.  I strongly sense that we should all be a little more careful these days, if you know what I mean.

Screening a guy doesn’t ensure he won’t try to rip a lady a new one.  There seems to be more acts of violence towards ladies which could very well be a result of the downturn in the economy.  We look to the gentlemen of the board to help keep us safe, like big brothers.

Again thank you for your tactful response.

Kate  @-->----

Am I missing out by not having yet " got it in the can ?" ( that ad was too funny! )

I wonder how they come up calling it greek any ways.And be nice i am Greek and Irish which i think makes me Italian.

who have expressed interest in being added to this "Greek Report". As a consumer, I would be leery as I can understand who such a list can grant unwarranted attention. As agreed with Katie, things nowadays seem a but too too open. There is no room left for mystery, excitement, anticipation, nothing left to the imagination.

It didn't always use to be thus, and I appreciate ladies who still have a bit of mysterious allure about their Internet persona.
Just MHO.

and I love The Greek Report!

great link

Can anyone explain how younger women "being a little too open" = "That is why we have more violence towards women, in a general sense"  As stated in a previous post???  Could someone PLEASE elaborate on this idea because i just don't see how one has anything to do with the other!!!!

The general explanation for this euphimism is that a lot of ancinet Greek pottery depicted anal sex (both hetero and homosexual). However, in reality the number of anal sex depictions in Greek artifacts pales in comparison to the amount of depictions it was found on Roman artifacts (which absorbed much of the Greek culture after they were conquered). However the review of plays and writings of the Roman times shows that the act itself was credited as a distinctly Greek trait.

You have to be an angry and bitter provider more intent on spreading negativity than anything positive to understand it.

Thank God she doesn't make sense to most of the people on here.

Wow. Another one coming out of left field.

TER is not about mystery services. It is about knowing what services are available to us from a provider.
Providers offering this service deserve the attention.

Perhaps you should visit Kate and start taking knitting lessons from her.

...Especially considering that I understand and appreciate the fact that *legitimately UTR* (and I don't mean providers who refer to themselves as UTR while maintaining a graphic body of reviews, a static website with images & advertise on escort malls such as Cityvibe or Eros and TER) are desirable for many clients who prefer ultimate discretion.

However, I find your usage of the word "entertaining" in reference to those of us who don't mind inclusion slightly insulting.  Perhaps that was not your intent and again, I do respect all opinions and preferences of clients in this business.

This website contains explicit reviews of escorts.
Every single woman (save for yourself, a client lol) in this thread has explicit reviews of herself on TER- and I am assuming, given your presence here, that you utilize the database of those explicit reviews to determine who you would like to spend time with.  You've indicated on another board that you intend on contributing reviews.

I've met many clients who find reviews to be tasteless and base - they didn't come to find me on TER, they don't write reviews and they don't spend time on TER.
You however, are here.  

Some companions and services are especially sophisticated, taking great care to avoid referencing their reviews and services offered- this makes for a beautiful, alluring presentation designed specifically to garner the interest of clients like yourself.

...And some of us celebrate, embrace, revel in & reasonably acknowledge what we offer- because we are confident in our ability to screen & securely entertain our guests (I am in no way saying that any of us are infallible).  
You are leery...but others appreciate, are excited and are comforted by the candor- after all, nearly every consumer here is here because they want to know the possibilities.

If ExDayTrader were usurping advertisements in their entirety, posting images that he does not own etc- there would be legitimate cause for concern.  If he were posting UTR services of providers which are not advertised or generally available- there would be legitimate cause for concern.

He is referencing information that is readily available on our established, public profiles.

The Greek Report doesn't diminish the mystery of those of us who don't mind and allow inclusion- because as providers who allow explicit reviews there is already no question of what may happen.

It's a waste of time responding or getting caught up in the specifics. And there is no need to explain yourself. If it comes to that point some women enjoy it and others don't. Some have intense orgasms and for others it's uncomfortable.

Since there's a good number om men who prefer to experience it at one time or another their inclined to meet women who are possibly open to the idea.