Investors we should open our own Naughty Never Never Land....a place where the girls NEVER say Never! A floating water palace.....fish tanks with Naked girls swimming in them very scantily clad with two pice wet suits..brings a whole new meaning to getting wett huh?

Totally equipped with mirrored ceilings, marbled floors. Naked goddesses statues shooting water out of....well you know. Sparkling chandeliers, candles, touch screen t.v.s, dry ice desire dances, steam shows, loose your panties pool parties, jello pudding wrestling......a place where it is actually okay to play with your food or on it...ummm. California kings sized beds with silk sheets....SLOGAN: Slip and slide while your two bodies collide. Sex swings in every room dual equipped with shick absorbers...B.Y.O.G.B bring your own gag balls. Slogan: Make your balls ring in our LUV SWING. I can see the brochure now. Can you see the $$$ signs. LOL

I can see it all now. A crazy vision some may think, but I could see making some dough re mi on it.

Slogan...Tired of the so called Diva's at the Dives? Visit you very own Nautical Narnia...where the girls are wett and the food is five foot five and magically delicious and the only dive here are the many muffs for you to dive into.

I'd go, as long as we had rooms, ropes, tunes and jokes (Imagine comediennes in the nude laughing it up with the audience at the 'good' jokes?).

An everyone working there (staff) would need to have a funny name, like Slipper Stacey, Lickable Linda, Voracious Voluptuous Melinda, and so forth.

Themed fetish parties every week?

Contests every week? Longest distance shooter, most violent female orgasmer (is that a word?), quickest quim, etc.

How about poetry reading where the best poems are the ones we feel we can't clap for because our hands are busy?!

-Shy_N_Jewish

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