In the spirit of keeping things lighter (cheers to Crimsonlass) - I woke up with this tune in my head and had to look up the lyrics.(now the lyrics can be stuck in your head, too.)

CHUCK BERRY

MY DING-A-LING - 25/11/1972
4 weeks at #1 - 17 weeks on chart

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Oh
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

And then Mama took me to Grammar school
But I stopped off in the Vestibule
Everytime that bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall,
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to My ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

OnceI was swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
With both hands holding my dingalingaling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

Hmm this here song it ain't so bad
The cutest little song you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling

Your Ding-A-Ling Your Ding-A-Ling we saw you playing with your Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling everybody's ding I want to play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want to play with My Ding-A-Ling