Hmmmm... I smell an April Fool's joke here... The first clue is "symphoney" which could be a modern day euphemism for a simple phony! A sophisticated renaissance man like Mr Clouseau knows that there are simple phonies are not often found at a symphony! (tounge in cheek)
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