As many of you know shortly after making the serious decision to relocate to Boston a few months ago I was encouraged by a personal friend to seek a little bit of the normalcy I had been missing while touring  alone for several months.  Opting to move into a house with a couple of students, I made fast friends with the girls I chose to live with.
After moving in the simple but previously oft-missed waking up to the sound of laughter, shopping and gabbing about boys with the girls gave back something I thought I had exchanged for the pursuit of my pleasure in the business.

My guests ask me about my living situation with bemused curiosity; I explain to them that I have the balancing act down to a fine art.  The girls are easily sated with my simple explanations for my frequent absences, travel and "remotely accessing my work" from home.  
Though I invited guests to my home in my former market I now live by "never in the house" even avoiding letting "work" things leave the trunk of my car.
I'm thoroughly compartmentalized and satisfactorily duplicitous...until...

Sunday or Monday mornings when the more "worldly" of the pair insists on detailing her weekend exploits.

Attractive, fun and fit, my roommate "Jane" is the party girl of the house (or as much as she can be-maybe its the public university in me talking but these kids don't really know how to party).
This morning she amused me by explaining her use of the Kama Sutra with her boyfriend of the week.
Lovemaking and rainbows and leprechauns and pots of gold she saw stars and presumably, well I don't know what effect it had on him (I do try never to consciously sleep with people under 35 so I haven't the faintest clue).

She insists that I should "hookup with some of her hot friends" and postures about her skill.
In pigtails and glasses and my jammie pants I suppose I don't seem like a sexual tour de force SO I let her have her fun schooling me.  Today when she was sharing some cornball Cosmopolitan "Sex Moves 101" she's planning on busting out I interjected:  "you know, you should probably take your man's balls into your mouth while using your thumb to massage the place just below and using your other hand lubricated by your spit to stroke him."

Horrified she said "Ally! You're too classy to say things like that!" [You can't make this stuff up-is this how civilian girls live?  And how in the hell did I bypass that phase and plunge straight into debauchery?]

Seeing the look of puzzlement on her face of course I recanted with "I don't know, I saw it on the internet".

At home I am comfortable playing plain Jane to an "exciting" girlfriend.
But...you all know better.

I suppose I can hookup with one (or all) of her friends and see if my memory serves me right about 24 year-old guys...or I can hope that she will upgrade and have some real material to share with me one of these days.

Xo,
Ally
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-- Modified on 8/25/2008 8:51:00 PM

Regarding my schedule:

I've been a bit slippery for the past few weeks as I have been touring heavily.

A court date this week (you do realize that outside of my bedroom all excitement in my life stems from adventures in driving, don't you?) has me grounded SO I am in Boston.

I haven't planned an incall schedule but you know that I am generally available by request and can nearly always find a reason to justify accommodating you.  The most pressing one at this moment being that I haven't had sex in 6 days.

For those who don't know I am always available for outcall when I'm at home and I do love long drives.

Visit my calendar this week for updates and/or add me to your Y! messenger to watch where I crop up next.

Xo,
WhoIsAlly.Moore on Y!

Great story girl!

That picture, is my favoite  of the whole bunch!  Please come back to Minnesota!

The picture is hot! Would love to see you in RI.

Just hit you back; check your inbox .

"hit my G spot baby and I"ll squirt all over your face, " says Ally........"huh? whatever that must mean.....saw it in Cosmo?????"   funny lady.....I havent had the pleasure yet.....sooner if this keeps up!!!!!

You contribute fun reads for the board. Thank you. . I am sure a little break from weekly schedules and gripes is always neccesary! Keep on Keepin on girl
xoxox
Audrey Reins