Please come join me in my deliciously swank hotel suite. I promise you laughter, happiness and orgasms. Just what you need to forget about life for a while.  
I'm mature and prefer the same. References and showering are required.  

If you don't love making out, I'm not for you.  

Thanks for taking the time to check out my schpeel.  

Let's not let this ritzy suite go to waste.