Must fully inspect any "Suspicious" Packages immediately!!!!!!  
Bring them to my location near Perimeter--
I will initiate full bodily contact-- complete with a wet tongue super sweep to insure no hidden insurgence.  
If your feisty package needs extra security measures as a precaution---a 2nd inspector may be needed.

Please respond to the following phone number--
 404--217--0908  

Or the following website--
eviecantrelle.escortfiles.com

I will be conducting rendezvous all week 11am-7pm thru Friday--
Any special searches conduted earlier or later can be arranged--
Saturday and Sunday----the inspection office will be closed.

And with that Luvs--I am hoping that Yous got a good laugh---and have a wonderful week!!!!!
~Muah and God Bless Us All~
Love, Evie

P.S. The inspections are 50 off if they take 1hr or longer--

That's so pleasant to see over and above your sexiness and beauty!

What a sweet comment Beaune!!!!!!! Thank You so very much ~Luv

If my package explodes, will I be charged as an enemy combatant?

Dear Jake---As long as Your package doesn't enter airspace near Greece---I will consider it  ~Friendly fire and we'll be just fine.  
~Tee-Hee

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