Hey everyone!
Happy Monday and Happy June as well! It still seems like just yesterday I was battling the snow of the northeast. Who would have thought! Anyhow- summer is fast upon us so lets enjoy it before it too disappears. 
And what better way to spend your summer than with a sexy, outgoing, busty blonde who would adore your company? Now if we could just find someone like that.... Oh wait! I'm a busty blonde, who just happens to be outgoing, and is kinda sexy, and I would LOVE your company. BOOM! Problem solved.
A friend of mine asked if I would (Quoting this accurately) "Pretty Pretty Pretty please with sugar on top of your (my) boobs, please blog one day on your TER post about your favorite sex toy!" Sooooo .. Wish granted! Here it goes.
Many of you know I have a HUGE collection of sex toys. I mean Ginormous! Like that take over my bedroom and I need to start charging them rent collection of sex toys. Honestly - you would think I had my own personal blown glass factory. I have so many sex toys that I have recently been asked to blogs reviewing them all! (Still considering) But I digress. The question was focused on my FAVORITE uber fun go to sex toy of them all. AND ... the winner of that would be....
My Hitachi Magic Wand. (The original of course)
Funny story about my Hitachi Magic Wand as I am actually on wand number 4 at this time. Yes ... 4. Maybe I should be named the wand slayer, who knows. And this is not to say that the product is bad in any way, shape, or form. Clearly the opposite. The wand is phenomenal. I will say at this point that I am in no way paid by the good folks over at Hitachi and that everything said here is clearly just my personal opinion based on hours of orgasms.
I discovered the wand after doing much digging and browsing through countless articles since personal, plug in the wall, wands have become so prevalent in both fun romps and porn flicks. I will say that you have to make sure you the get ORINGINAL wand. The others just don’t come close both in design and function. Let’s say a generic wand could make your lady gush just a lil’ bit, the original would be the equivalent of making her a human super soaker. You can honestly get some distance with this thing! I offer a disclaimer of warning the pets however. Tell them to duck or something, because when you hit the button with the wand, all bets are off. Oh and you may want to have something to muffle the screams of ecstasy, unless you want random hi-fives the next morning from the neighbors. “Hey Billy! Way to drive it home last night! Boom Yow!”
Anyways … I have in fact went through 4 of these suckers. The first one I wore the motor out on. Literally – wore the motor OUT. It was that good. Wand number two – same fate. Wand number three was interesting. This little guy mayyyyy have been left behind in one of my suites along with another less personal item. I called the hotel …. I got the less personal item sent to me. No mention of the vibrating monster…. One can ONLY imagine to tortures he has seen since then….
*tear.
Wand number 4 is going strong and goes with me EVERYWHERE. There may EVEN be an inverter in my SUV. I mean … what else do I have to do a red lights??? Ponder theories on quantum physics?
Although if anyone wants to send another wand my way I wouldn’t turn it down! Catch my business address on my tweets. You never know when this little buzzer is going to give in. I honestly put him to the test daily. He hasn’t tapped out yet … there’s still time!
*Evil Laugh!
I hoped you all have enjoyed my little romp down the tunnel of wand excitement! And to my friend who asked for the post … I hope you personally enjoyed. If anyone has something they want to know or see me blog about just ask! You never know when it will be my next topic!
Until then – your favorite busty blond bestie is on for another week of fun and excitement! I will be in Atlanta this week so if your available, toss me a shout! Looking forward to it. Stats on my website, reviews on my profile, magic in my bedroom – see you all soon!
Sincerely yours,
Aspe
