Well... football season has been upon us for some time now.
I'm looking for a ball carrier interested in some hang time on my turf which is mowed very close, so  be careful with your footing as you make your way to the end zone.
I'm sure we'll do some scrambling before we tackle each other.  

Hmm...I wonder what's in the playbook?  

Holding & kissing  will get you a first down. Make the right formation and I will let you have a forward pass, (though I prefer a play-action pass.)
 
Be the man in motion while you try to open up holes in my midfield with a wishbone formation.  
The backfield & end zone are in bounds to certain plays.
Though if you blindside, blitz or run a reverse on me, --I may have to block causing a delay of game.  

I'll be your open receiver to your loose or live ball.  
If there comes a time when we have a dead ball, you'll be the hot receiver--I'll take possession and punt.  

You can be my flanker catching my passes I make at you.  
When you feel you've had a completion, I will pull a Hail Mary and up your winning percentage.  If you don't score in the end zone, be sure to bring your best kicking game to get your shot through the uprights.
There will be no controlling the clock.  
Let's put in some overtime.  
Now scheduling late season draft picks  

I'm in town  all week

Rubs and Hugs,
Ryan Christina  


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or are you another member of the Brady Bunch?

I figured you to be a long snapper who actually prefers for your guy to get up close under center and gain that last 6 inches with a QB sneak...

...and even if I couldn't get a TD for you, you would still get me in range for my 40 yard FG - right down the middle!

Of course it'll take a Hail Mary for me to get out of the office this week.  

Horny as Hell as always,
 Harry

PS - You're looking Radiant as ever Ryan.

-- Modified on 10/17/2016 2:21:41 AM

I'm in ATL all week come check out my turf and long pass

Ryan

RR will make you feel you are winning the Super Bowl-over & over again!