and can re-live what happened the night before!

Review submitted! What a great hump day yesterday was!!!

JKNE

But I promise you, she is the real deal! Damn, it was good.  I wish she was at my loft to handle my morning wood, but I did ok with the thought of what went down (better yet, how she went down) last night!

JKNE

I use aliases and I use my "real" fake name. It's not that big a deal and has nothing to do with how big me balls are.

How about this "Go fuck yourself"

See, I said that without an alias, now do I get credit for having balls now? lmao

I still don't know what this has to do with "morning wood" and yes this is a "shill post" IMO. but I guess it's a shill post that is within the rules.

Glad you enjoyed, I still have no desire to see her.

BTW I fully expect a similar type review to come out about CK any day now, doesn't change my opinion about her either. Truth be told, I'd rather see CK, I like drunks, and I bet she is less likely to hold a grudge about my board comments.

I truly hope that CK's next glowing review doesn't include the shill remarks regarding her board presence. Amber might be hot, and she might have fucked your brains out, but  hot women are a dime a dozen and I still think she comes across as a bitch. but that just me.

...and now it is pouty time around the message board.

Grow a sack of balls.

People think you come across as a whiny asshole (but since you sit in your Mom's basement and attack people, that is par for the course) and I am sure assholes like you are a dime a dozen too.

I like the "dime a dozen" ladies you so quickly degrade...

JKNE

Don't forget to pay your Mom rent this month!

Least of all you.

This coming from a spineless suckup who spends his day whining about alias posters, you are the one who needs to grow a sack, but then I suppose you think that writing shill posts for agencies with PR problems will endear you to them. What a spineless suck up.

Or do you deny this was a shill post you put up this morning. Let's see if you are a liar as well as a suckup.

"If I post her name, it is a shill post... just check my reviews in a day --- JKNE43® (10/6/2011 6:30:05 AM) (60 reads)" - totally legit, dipshit!

But of course, common sense flows from you like diarrhea... not often and sometimes unexpected.

You are boring me now...

other than nonsense and kicking over bee's nests.  He doesn't post reviews and he rides around like he owns the place.  He has a virtual Napoleon complex and it is evident.

Plus, he revels in being an asshole... what a way to be a winner... "I'm the best dickhead, yeah me!"

I won't cater to his games and also am not afraid to stand up to him...

even a retard like you should be able to figure that out. Oh yeah a retard like you did figure that out and that's why you wrote it that way.

The intent was still to shill for her and the agency, but as expected you don't have the balls to admit it.

All of you ass kissing White Knights are the same, soon as someone calls you out for the suckup you are you lob a couple of insults and them claim you are "above" this type of behavior. You just don't have the balls or the brains to defend your behavior, so you claim I am "boring you". That's all right, any one with half a brain can see for themselves what an obvious shill you are.

and this is far from your first shill post, your other ones have been disallowed.

You don't "always" stay within the rules, you just finally figured out a way to circumvent them.

As I suspected,you are a suckup and a liar. just like all the other White Knights. Not to mention too big a coward to even attempt to defend yourself from an alias

He went out of his way to shill for the woman and the agency, My original response to him was to state I still had no interest in the woman, no matter how great his experience was, He is the one that turned it nasty.

Now that we are no longer be civil, I see no reason to not call him out for what he is. Is there really any doubt that he is a White Knighting shill? If he wants to get his panties all in a wad because I pointed out the truth, well that's on him.

hosting a few M&Gs, and being a member of this community for about a decade. I would say I contribute a hell of a lot more to TER than you do. I would have thought an expert on TER rules like you would know that mods can't write reviews.

Nothing Napoleon about my complex, almost everyone in Atlanta who has been here any length of time knows who and what I am and what I am not. What I am is a man who gets plenty of pussy and doesn't feel the slightest need to suck up to any woman who expects guys to kiss her ass just because she has a vagina. What I am not is a spineless little pussy who thinks that sucking up and making shill posts is going to endear himself to some hooker.

You're the one that made this personal not me, but if the tampon fits, I guess you'll need to wear it.

I do sort of enjoy  exposing phonies for what they are. Call it a weakness of mine. lol

also, does reliving it with morning wood mean what it sounds like?

but I guess that is a complement though isn't it? lol

How about if I just take your word for it? lol

Yes, but that just means you are tender and sensitive per PT and Betty White ...lol.Just kidding

Just ask him how many aliases he has........and how often he uses them.

Ironic how he makes a huge deal out of people using their "real" FAKE name.

And who the fuck uses "bro" anymore?

Wow, looks like I hit a nerve.  Sorry, I don't sit on here all day playing "God", so I am back to address Mr. GaGambler, or now, GaJoker.

I see you have some real issues with women, probably have been cheated on before because you are, well, a dick.  Anyway, anyone who has to stand up and beat their chest and say "I am is a man who gets plenty of pussy and doesn't feel the slightest need to suck up to any woman who expects guys to kiss her ass just because she has a vagina" isn't getting it as much as he says... what's that old saying, The Guilty Dog Barks The Loudest.

This is my favorite line... "What I am not is a spineless little pussy who thinks that sucking up and making shill posts is going to endear himself to some hooker." - nice one, women love a man who knows his way around such eloquent poetic terms like "hooker".

I have been in the hobby since 1991, on the board for years, and love what I do.  You're the guy who wants to scream "Whiteknight" as soon as he can to incite a virtual riot.  You are like a dude who screams racism if he doesn't get his way... plus I love how you use the word "retard" quite freely, again, shows your use of the language quite well.

I never stepped in for Amber, she can hold her own, especially against an arm chair ass clown like you.  I made a post that referenced an unpublished review of a great experience I had. You wanna call it a shill, go ahead (here I will do it for you "WHITEKNIGHT") I followed the rules, plain and simple. By the way, GaJoker, standing up for a women, at least where I come from, is a noble thing to do.  I will never condone NCNS or bad service, but if that service was FUCKING AWESOME, expect a shill... and I hope you choke on it

I don't understand what it is like to be alone, a misogynist, or just bitter at the world.  I do know what it is like to enjoy the time of women (hookers as you refer to them, right Joker),I will let them fight their own fights but I will stand up to bullies who hide behind their power (I'm a moderator... moderator schmoderator, eat a dick) and I don't care for "men" who think it is their lives work to be miserable, but you are a fucking Pro Bowler at it.

In closing, fuck off.

JKNE

I think it was your very first post, the seventh one in the thread that said "How about this "Go fuck yourself""

By the way, dip shit... this started it.

You can't even back up your own fucking argument because you are so fucking backwards in your own statements.

Man, what's it like to be so lost in your own head you can't find your ass with your iPhone.

Sad.

Recognized asshole, a very proud and proficient one at that.  Lol

Ping me if around, I owe you two beers and must find out if you succeeded with the chippy from last time

Who gives a rats ass if you use your "real" name,  or an alias?   Balls= non alias.   Too goofy.

I vote both,

That post was directed at BBalls you moron, or maybe more properly "you liar" as you can't possibly be so stupid as to think that post was directed at you.

and thank you, I take pride in my reviews so the community can benefit from them.

JKNE

Hey, you cant call gag an asshole, that's my favorite  name for him

And in no way is he a dime store variety asshole, heck no, he is a premium name brand variety asshole that never whines but usually just hammers shit out of people with reality.

Lol

GAG, did I earn another fuck you/off from you?  (forgot which phrase you trademarked)

GaG ambler
relax dude, your negative energy is not great.   The guy you are abusing with words actually writes good reviews.  Why not leave him alone?

You did a backdoor shill post.  The spirit of the post was a shill...

I've always enjoyed Amber's spunkiness and have been dying to give her a call (though our schedules will have a hard time meshing), but have been waiting until I saw some reviews from folks who've reviewed other models I've seen.  So I'm just glad for the heads up, and it was certainly a great review.  

By the way, if that guy is serious that beautiful providers are a "dime a dozen," his dime must be a lot bigger than mine.  lol  I've been fortunate enough to find a few beauties for a reasonable price (just saw one today, as a matter of fact), but it's usually not long before they go indie and jack their prices way up.

For instance, we frequently have threads on best ass, legs, half gainers, etc, any people post and offer comparisons.  Shills?

What about hobbyist picture Friday, put up you weekly favorite photo.  Shill?

Posting daily rants about NSNC's are those anti-shills?

Was the op trying to unfairly promote a lady, or merely posting creative fiction about his last night performance and mythical morning wood?

Not that I mind reading the tits and tats here, but I think I lost track of the basis for argument.  And yes, i an just a lazy fucktard so don't want to go out to rules and look up the definitions

one alias to this thread.
just had to put my 2cts in.  LOL Not that no one really cares either......
But this is one of the best by the real guys here on TER with real names...

join the thread

No, I'll keep my opinion to myself, they, I mean GAg, Advisor and the others are having their fun. I do believe Gambler it having a blast though.

I will continue using my fake "fake" name while you continue championing the use of "real" fake names and the accompanyin big "balls" of using them.  Why do you guys bitch about aliases so much?

Other than I think I am aggravating both sides,  perhaps a little smooth whiskey is needed to shake the party up or mellow them down.

Now take your ball home and go pout just like the little pussy you have proven yourself to be.

and for the record, I never told you to "fuck off" or to "Go fuck yourself", a prissy little fuck like you is not deserving of being treated like a man.

Now I will freely admit to using that particular epithet to BBalls, Advisor, and JimBeam, but I don't see any of them running to their mothers and crying about the big bad man that spoke to them in such a manner. You OTOH started this entire fucking trainwreck on the misconception that I told you to "go fuckyourself" What a whining little fucking sissy you have proved yourself to be.

and in closing........ never fucking mind I don't really have anything else to say to a whiny little cunt like you. By tomorrow you will have found something or somebody else who has hurt your delicate little feelings

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=182158&boardID=18&page=1
Got to love PT she always comes in with a good one.

Just kidding and how do you know I have No balls, you been peeking........
I was asked ti chime in, but there are assholes and  then there are assholes.
I guees I openned up that door anyway.
Going home for the day and will reply back tommorrow, y'all have fun & come back when you can.

Re: Just ask him how many aliases he has........and how often he uses them.

Haha agreed DD about "bro".  I assume it's partly a parody.  The thing about the guys that champion "no alias usage" tend to kiss the most hooker ass and never give you the "straight poop" or the less than glamorous side of this.  Sure there are a few ass monkeys using aliases but usually their post are they equivalent of bathroom humor,  which does have a place here.

My only alias chaffed are the bitching about fat old broads (just dont see them) or the perpetual ball shaving/ass cleaning threads.  But they are what they are.

I tend to find most of the alias posts witty and on the mark.

First off....posting using an "alias" since I can't post in red due to already submitting something on this thread. Can't break the rules, right? One handle per thread.

Second....yes....it's hijacking the intent of the original post...but that was done long before I added this.
So deal with it.


This is a GREAT example of what always gets complained about with the boards....this one in particular.
Did it run off track?  Yes.
Are things said that blatantly go against the "letter of the law" TER guidelines?  Yes.
Do people deserve to be heard?  Yes.

LP and I get along well (I think...lol) because we both have similar styles and beliefs about censorship, free speech, adults being allowed to be adults, and the right of the community to see people for what they really are.
If we allow things to go the way they have......there are some who scream that we don't enforce rules, or allow things for our own agenda.
If we don't allow posts....there are some who scream that their right to speak is being squashed and that we are censors.
No matter what.....somebody screams.

Now I'm speaking only for myself.......
It's my opinion that if we kept things clean and Disneyland tidy....that the board would look sweet.....only 40% of the posts people make would show up....the place would look lovely.....and everyone who got posts denied would simply stop posting.
Not a good scenario as far as I'm concerned.

So sometimes things are allowed to run their course to allow people to vent, be heard, and see who they are dealing with in this little thing of ours.
There is (my opinion only) at least one poster on this thread who is not even an asshole. They come across as an engorged, overly sensitive, infected, oozing hemorrhoid that feels the need to force itself through and be seen in the light of day.
I think to not allow these posts would be to deny the community at large the chance to see the hemorrhoid for what it is.

As always.....

Just sayin'
DD

I appreciate your leaving open the possibility that anyone of us could place themselves as the non asshole poster.

Given our recent exchanges, I doubt it is me, but exercising my over bloated ego, I get to put m handle down as the enlightened poster.

However if a vote were taken, I am sure jimbeam would win.  So DD, welcome to the asshole Corp, lol

-- Modified on 10/6/2011 4:20:33 PM

It's so good I wish I'd taken it....lol.
An homage of sorts for people old enough to remember.

Oh, and btw, (using mod voice now) put eom at the end of subject line only messages. At least that way the ones with half a brain won't click only to find nothing.....lmao.

you reviewed Amber just 5 months ago and gave her a 7 on Appearance and 8 on Performance, and now you gave her a 10 and 9 respectively. What happened between then and now to justify an "upgrade"?

BTW, you do post very expressive, well written, informative, and detailed reviews that I enjoy reading. Thanks.

a/k/a
The 'Amber' that was reviewed 5 months ago isn't me.

Yeah we get along just fine, but that may change after a beer or 17 when you make it out west, lol.  I wasn't so much allowing as not reading.  Thursdays are my busy day in general and then I spent a couple hours on the phone with this unbelievably hot provider.  Can't imagine that I'd do it much differently if I was here, but I can't really take credit for ignoring, lol.

not even close Bro

are we on alias posts again