Location: a PA university campus
time: 1 am approx
I was with some friends walking back
from bar hopping to our campus dorm
when we came across some coeds ...
We started talking ... One chic approached
me: what's your name?
Me: "Sub"
chic: are you tasty like a sub?
Me: yes.
Chic: really?
Me: my dorm is next door, wanna find out?

It worked. We had brkfst next morning
at the dorm cafeteria.

Now you know!!!

In a popular hotel  bar and walked up on a lady holding a drink with a cherry in it.

I said, " May I have  your cherry ?"

She said, " I lost that a long time ago, but still have the crate it came in."

We wound up in my room and went at it like a couple of animals.

Back in the late 90's I took 3 SUPER HOT chicks to a Braves game and we wound up at American Pie on Roswell Road after the game.  The hottest chick [ Dee Dee ] was sitting next to me outside and we were both pretty drunk and here's what I said :

Me :  Dee Dee .... I couldn't fuck you !

Dee Dee :  Why Jim ?  [ like there was something wrong with her ? ]

Me : Because my head would keep getting in the way !!!

Dee Dee :  [ Hugging my neck ]  Jim that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me !!!

I was wrong though ... I found out later ... I could FUCK Dee Dee

Been using that line EVER since.

It is usually "hello"

For you CK, if you want to play with the tip, I promise to not give you the shaft (wink wink nod nod ya know ya know- trust me)

Great post

I was at a bar in Jacksonville during my college days, when a MILF/barfly named Pam came up to me:

Pam: "Come often?" (as she brushed her chest against my arm)
Me: (instantly aroused) "Not often enough."
Pam: "We're gonna do something about that..."

3 drinks later, back to her hotel room. What a night. No holds barred, cage match sex.
Found out she she'd caught her hubby screwing the babysitter, so I was the Revenge F.

I am feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?

I am a designated driver, can I take you home with me?