Could also be a piece of shit guy too lazy to get a real gig.  Ferregamos and 3k suits?  You forgot the Hermes ties too?  Cliche much?  Please. This guy could also be wearing mens wearhouse if he even OWNS a suit.  For ever girl with a older guy making 500k, there are 5 other losers in tow with your provider friends.  Why the long rant from a few sentence post from Roanoke?

Lets for a minute pretend that your story did happen (for fun sakes)...who when talking about drinking wine immediately tells the other person how much it costs as a way to describe it.  You know how tacky that is?  Lame.

If you 'assume' that, than you obviously have not read any of my posts or reviews which is rather 'narrow-minded' on your part. If you are familiar with my prose and still find me 'narrow-minded', then your judgement of what 'narrow-minded' is, completely sucks.

The post that you're referring to was not directed at all the ladies as that would be 'narrow-minded'. I was talking about you and you alone. I don't 'assume' any provider is low at this moment, just you. I don't 'assume' they don't have an SO and could care less whether you have one or not. If somebody wants to wallow in your shallowness with you, then that's their problem.

With words used in your post such as 'maybe the provider', 'SO could easily', 'he could live', 'perhaps their', 'maybe they', 'maybe she', 'maybe he'... who's the real assumer here?

Here's an opinion: If he's 'rolling his eyes' as he spends the money you worked for on all the scenarios you described, then you're even stupider and more shallow than I thought. If he's spending money that other guys spent to fuck you, then he's a loser. At least be a pimp and do some work, dude.

Here's a 'maybe': He's rolling his eyes at you while on the hunt for next year's model to take advantage of cause sooner or later, your time will expire. Hey, that's what happens when shallow people 'assume'.

Here's a 'fact': Your attitude is already your undoing. The way you view your clients shows that you offer nothing positive or of any value as a person. If you think you add value through charity and such, you're only doing it to make yourself feel good. You are essentially a 'nonevent's a person.

Here's another fact: Most of the guys here are way smarter than you give them credit for. And they know how to 'play the game'. They know what you are even when you think they don't. Trust me, their eyes are rolling at you as much as your mythical SO is rolling them at your clients. At least all parties get to fuck you...so that's a plus

You don't even have the guts enough to post all your nonsense with anything but an alias. 'Laughable' indeed.

Enjoy your 'boardwalk',

Sir 'just happy to represent something' Cumalot

Next thing you are going to tell me is you only go to good restaurants, because you are "classy" and "upscale".  Let me guess you are a Bistro Nikko/Chops kind of girl?  Why are you so angry?  Your posts sound like a girl trying to convince herself as much as she is the people reading.

Ladies, feel free to confirm that as fact on this board. If Bozo is gonna claim a length, at least get it right for her. Less than 5 inches? I wish and you are too kind. I'm also overweight and not the best looking guy I've ever seen. A blowhard? You didn't need your provider 'friends' to tell you that. That's fine that they did but like I said before, you obviously are not familiar with my posts. I'm shooting blank bullets as well...thankfully some of the ladies have helped me with my delusion.

The 18th hole of a country club in ATL? Wow...real cool. Kinda like one of the 'Real Houswives Of ATL'? I dont know, that's pretty cool...Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just funny that you think that means something or that you're better off than some of the guys that see you.The fact that you would use that as an example of how 'well' you're doing just goes to to show what a loser you really are. A redneck and/or ghetto with pussy money that posts under an alias. How sophisticated...

Ya, you got me, I'm spending my kids college fund. Geez...

In all honesty and I mean this, if you have kids and are able to take care of them through escorting, I commend you.

Good luck,

Sir C

for veteran reviewer here, you damn near made me "cringe" just reading it while drinking my coffee this morning.

Remind me to never piss you off, you seem to have some sorta hatred for Men?

There are only two lines I will not cross regarding a providers personal life if I learn of it I stop all engagement
A). She is leaving kids in unsecured location
B). She is married to a serving member of our armed forces

Otherwise, I don't care unless her behaviors and personal life start creating service issues.

If you have access to that kind of wine cellar bring some over on an outcall.  I would love to explore fine wine with a fine woman every now and then.  I have large collection of 95+ pointers in my storage vault at home.  I normally target 88 to 92 pointers from spectators value list though for everyday drinking  To me it is about everyday predictable pleasures at reasonable value then needing to swill in $1000 hooch.  But the occasional special treat is always good.

Again I am fine at men's wear house and driving Toyota, it allows me to have other hobby interest, cash flow 60g a semester for my kids college education, and care for my SO.  

Do you and your gaggle of chip pies laugh at me in private, I don't care.  But if your contemptible attitude comes out in a session, we are done.  I hope you are not one of my regulars, but again curled toes can provide lots of incentives to look past certain behaviors

The real question is why are we hating on Men's Wearhouse??? Decent shit for a fair price. I can tell you from experience, REAL power brokers and money men often wear cheap clothes while working. Clothes are NOT a good investment. Nor are flashy cars. *shrug*

As a side not, we men ALWAYS pay the tab. Seriously. We happily pay the tab in exchange for what we want. It's also why we run the world. BTW, women in power.... they also pay the tab. It's how it works. If you are being paid FOR ..... think about it.

Cant everybody just get along and get fucking laid! I really dont care how big Sir Cums cock is and I really dont give a damn what kind of house honkinonbobo lives in! The only thing I care about is getting laid and getting paid. GEEZ!! Give it a fucking rest already!
TL

Little Johny is sitting on the toilet dealing with his diahrea when he shouts out to mommy, "Mommy I need some viagra".  Mommy asks why do you need that son?  Little Johny says, "Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit won't get hard"?

Hey! Some of us do it exceptionally

Sucking cock that is

Lina

I know several women, both providers and otherwise, who make well into six digits a year, I feel no guilt or shame allowing any of them to pick up a tab every once in a while.

No. Thank. You.

My provider keeps me in style at Chess King.

I have my own suspect list.

My sheer irony list actually has several guys at the top.  For sheer audacity and cut throat bluntness AwCrap leads this pack.  Howler posting from guys able to pull this off include: DD, omega, pmking, and the too long silent 2not.  Yes, any from this  list if exposed would get me to laugh my ass off.

One provider tops my speculation list, but I will not name her as I have only shared pm's with her and have never seen her.  It would be rude to extreme to name her on that thin line of speculation and violate the privacy she desires so greatly.  There are several others I have not actually seen that could write this way, but they are distant candidates from my number one pick.

Their are a few in my list of seen ladies equally capable of this level of thinking and sarcasm, that come to mind, but they would tell me eventually, trusting I would keep the secret, but then knowing I have lines they cannot cross, so probably won't tell me, cuz bumpinghobos is too radical of a personality to give up and she or they may actually want to go there.  I would name my suspect list, but again why possibly hurt ladies whose company I enjoy and who provide decent fantasies.  There is one lady on my visited list, were it her, I would be most disappointed in, all the rest, I think I would find it funny and share the laugh.

Actually, there are a few agency owners that could pull this off at this level, and this level of aspersions, I not out of character,  but I will not name them.

As I think about that list, and then allow for how this could be a group effort, that just gets even more fun to try and puzzle out.  

It's not that I really care, but I do really enjoy puzzles and this is a pleasant diversion as I wait for pubs to start serving dinner.  As you pointed out to CK, I suspect many ladies are going to distance themselves from group/single identity, so the puzzle will get easier with time, they alway do.  In fact the best thing ladies can do right now is post with their handles on one of your threads.  I doubt I am the only one puzzling on who is hawkinherboobs identity

What posts by me to Juggs are you referring to exactly? Her 1st post in thread calling me a 'loser'? My response saying 'scumbag' would be a better description? The next one where I tell her that I feel her thoughts and opinions were valid? Why she would post as an alias when her thoughts are legit?

No one needs to defend me, though I appreciate it nonetheless. Sheer disrespect? You and your 'friends' rubbed the wrong way? Drunk and PMSing? Thought you high class chicks living on the 18th hole of the country club were classier than that and didn't easily get rubbed the wrong way...

Cheap wine? What happened to the C note bottles of wine your loser SO was serving for you (bought with your own money of course). You're can't even get your story straight.

You seem to forget that my comments are aimed at YOU, and you alone. I stated clearly that this was not a generalization but obviously you're too dense to get it. I'm talking about YOU, moron. I also have provider friends with SO's that are seemingly happy and I'm happy for them. They're good people and that's why they have what they have. You're too wrapped up in your shallow self to even realize how ridiculous making a statement that I have 'sheer disrespect for you hookers', is. The one thing I'm not (and most in this community know it) is disrespectful to the ladies.

The exception is the ones like you. I'll say it again. You are a non-event as a person and contribute nothing positive. You're selfish and shallow...a cliche and perfect example of the ladies you claim I disrespect. Your approach to your clients and yourself is pathetic and sad.

You're out of your league here and it's time for you to head back to the sandbox. You don't know what you're talking about and the hole is being dug deeper every time you post.

Keep talking...

Sir C  

sounds like a glass half full vs a glass half full
or
Does it suck more to be a prostitute or a john
or
Is it so much more rewarding to pay to fuck NSA or get  $$$ to fuck NSAor
Is this a game for low esteem losers or not
or
who cares just so noone gets hurt.  I have been friends with a few participants over the years and life is what you make it.

I been readin and readin all that honkin has to say in both threads..

Theres so many more ways to say what she has said, that wouldnt sound like they drank some bitter wine somewhere.. I hope theyre not hardened beyond repair? Theres no heart in her postings anywhere YES Life IS What You Make It!

tyvm,P.T.

Blunt?  Oh buddy, I've been not only kind but absent here lately.  Blunt would send peeps crying to the mods for sure.  Spineless bitches have no business on a fuck board.  BTW, by spineless bitches I'm referring to the ones that supposedly have a penis.  The providers are way more mature even when they're blowing off some loser.  Some are mature to the point that it amazes me anyone would still want to bang them but that's another matter.  I'm still a little hurt that honkin didn't invite me to join the gals for the wine.  I could have had my way with her and her gal pals after they got tipsy.  She could be as ugly as a sea-donkey and I'd still want to fuck her.  I dig a girl with spunk.  That's different than a girl covered in spunk.

You do have the the talent to have pulled this off and it would have been funny as hell in the most ridiculous fashion.

Heck, even you think it's female and want the action, now if it turns out to be male, that is even more rich.  Maybe omega has fooled us both, he has enough twisted humor to figure this out.

It probably is a group of women, and you are right, sharing several bottles of good vino, lots of lub ( not sure of booboo oysters anymore) and plenty of covers and this group of drunken furies could gladly take me to the satyr alter of pan.

I had to name you though, you have been so nice lately,  almost makes me think you have been getting very regular humor adjustments.  

Cheers

You have never once implied to me that you thought anyone in my personal life was taking advantage of me or what I do.

Thanks babe...xoxo.

You're talking about mental wrestling yet mention some of the most dim bulbs on the site??? WTF.

If you want wits then you want GaGambler and HonkinOnBoBo.
How you fit HoeMafia, Roanoke, and especially MP67 in that group only means you smoke way too much weed or huff too much paint.

HoeMafia is just a young angry bitch who thinks her brains are as good as her tits and is proud of herself based on how the booze tells her how wonderful she is.
Roanoke thinks he actually matters based on nothing more than how often he posts and his cute little self-imposed nickname. What he hasn't learned yet is that word count does not equate to having something to offer, or valuable to say.
MP67 is just an ignorant drunk who likes to use shock value to make some kind of a name for himself. Not a reason in the world why he hasn't been tossed off this site for breaking every rule that exists.

Don't quit your day job to start a new career as a fight promoter. You only picked two winners and a few verbal vomiting assclowns.

interesting stuff

LMAO!! Who really cares where you are! I dont even care who you are! All I know is you suck cock just like the rest of us. You are no better than any of the other ladies here. Either you like what you do or you dont.
LMAO!! Little groupie friends!
Hugs and kisses
TL

...and you know I know that. Letting her talk just continues to prove my point.

Sir C

...that you are just about the last person I could imagine being this idiot.

This chick couldn't hold your g-string...

Sir Cumalot

...It's not 'we've' fucked so many as I was not referring to the ladies you were with. I don't know them, so to think about them in that way would be 'narrow-minded' (remember that word?). If you and your friends had read my post correctly, then they wouldn't have assumed that I was talking about anyone else but...
you, period.

You can try to deflect it into some generality but it's not gonna work.

Once again because you apparently can't grasp this, I'm only talking about you.

Sir Cumalot

Loser. I only continue on cause I know you're too self-centered not to keep talking and digging that hole. Keep on digging...

What's funny is that you see nothing wrong with the fact that Mr Wonderful is OK with you fucking 10,000 guys.

Way to go loser...and you're calling me lame...what a joke.

C'mon, keep talking....

Sir C

all valid  points (almost). i am sure that many of us guys do turn of the providers, and some providers turn us off, but who cares if she is professional enough for it not to ruin my day!

I was not talking about specific incidents, but rather in the larger sense. As in, "I pay for what I get". Period. Either with money, wisdom, patience, ...something. Nothing in life is free. It may not cost money, but it costs. I dunno. I may just be rambling. It happens.

am proud to be called one of your 'groupie friends' LOL  I love you and your big tits

I think we need to get GaGambler MP67 and Roanoke1979 together with JugsJewD HonkinOnBoBo and HoeMaffiaT  
for a TER pay-per-view special event of mental wrestling at its finest......winner takes all

You girls must of been enjoying the wine.  LOL

we should all have some group sex!! lol
Hugs and kisses
TL

Posted By: mistyrivers

am proud to be called one of your 'groupie friends' LOL  I love you and your big tits

Posted By: GingerTaylor1234

have no "groupie friends", but, it sounds like fun! Meena and I have never even met. Although, I have heard AMAZING things about her. Any lady is welcome to play along with "roll call" just to show who bobo is NOT, if they want. Although, yes, you are right, doubtful the process of elimination could be so far reaching as to ascertain the definite identity of bobo...it was really just a joke. I usually do not play "jokes" like that, but, as I said been feeling sorta naughty today.

Most unique variation, won't find in any store.  Rudolph rescued me from isle of misfit sex objects - no one really seemed to want old bald fat guy model whose Viagra laced harden only went 3.5 hours.

I am unloved, unwanted even by drunken ho circles, soo sad (imagine typical mime face stuck in box her droopy dawg eyes).  Will you ladies please pick me as your sex toy, I promise I will be good.

...perhaps a scorned de-listed/retired provider who can't even find work screening any more. But then, I don't even drink, so what do I know? Lol!

xoxo
Caylee

I enjoyed reading your post to allow to see how things are as a provider.