All you guys will be glad to hear that the "RANCH" has reopened.
"God's in her heaven, all's right with the world"
I heard that there may be specials, 1K per hr, on M,W,F. and 2K per hr, on T,TH, and Sat. The management is getting ready for Xmas. The rates will double for New Year's week, and doubles will also double. By StValentine's Day, the rates will triple. Don't be disappointed, reserve early. A good faith deposit will be required, if you've never been to the ranch before. J, and AM, and T are exempt from the deposit requirement. They will receive special treatment which will be announced at a later date when more specials are coming!

What is the L & L Ranch?

Website is under development. Watch in near future for announcements!

I have heard it is a need to know basis. But I am glad to hear that all are well. My guess is IF YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW !

WTF, I heard from a close friend that she has "been there,did that". Her friend says that she "wasn't there, didn't do that".
I don't know who to believe. All I know, is that a "special" is due any minute. Of course, the both of them are special all the time. They're out of my league! WTF, I think you can handle those rates, with your eyes shut!
Az day zay, in for zee penny, in for zee pound! Zut alors!
Duz yore dog bite??

Listen Pepe Le Pew.....   watch yourself! Dog bites, horses and the like.....tisk tisk. Well, step into my palor said the spider to the fly!

Exemptions ... are a good thing.

BTW, are you aware that the letter K customarily represents the number 1,000 ??

Just checking ...

*LMAO* and there you go. A "k" for you and a "k" for her too! Thank you for the clarification!....  I'll  await the replies now!

just wondered what this L&L ranch was can you explane? please...

Naal gurls, yall noose dat zat L an L reanch hahs laidis hov da nite dare ans da his saul purdy and saul saxy dat iz kept z hards awns als de times. Hits de onlys pace ta git der rockys.  Dats nise, sooo nise. Youse gurls ROCK

Where the hell are the real men anyway? ....  Mensa can probably answer that! kisses Candace

I am so glad I may be exempt from the $1000 per hour rate,  I like the $2000 rate I have been paying at the ranch. Any new talent there today, any 18 yo"s? (grin)  I hear that the L & L girls are woth the $1000 per day rate,  oppps,I mean hour. LOL

Forgat about zee man, whair are zee woman. I donna drive up to zat ranch, or is it raunch, wizzout sum promisses. Dat atl hottie, I zink sheez alla talk! I zink dat if she findz zout about dat WTF guy, sheez in da bigga trubble. WTF rally meenz worldz tinee fallow. Nou yu WTF, putt zat een yore pipa and smoka it. Zut alors! Mon incorrigabble!

Jeemie, you donna gat dat Candyass woeman for 2 kay an hour. Remembaire zat ees da specialle. For you, youa gat justa leecka.

Hay perverta are youa membaire ov deese club? Dida youa pay zee inijiasion feea? I dona beeleeve it. Fiva towzan dollaires? Youa mzzt be wan reesh fallow. Cudda youa land me zum monee?

Is everybody at that ranch getting so much nookie that your brains are growing pussy hair?? I need directions hottie, how do I get up there?

That is my job, when can I start?

I guess you put your money where the kitty is. And I guess you must know where that is!!

Yass, Ize bees ah mambur, Iz laickd ma waay anin dar. ah chaarrtur mambr, ya heaar.

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Are you sure you aren't the little drummer boy?

Oxy, I would not go there, I do not think you nor I can handle the Hottie and BDT and L & L anymore. I think they want our young exciting bodys GRIN

JPW, you take one "L" and I'll take the other "L" and let's see who will last longer. Am I allowed to use my tongue??
I've got to stop this stuff, it only makes me hornier!!

Hey....I want in on the Ranch. Where do I send my good faith money!!!  I'm new to Atlanta...and would love the experience

Tell me where to meet you tomorrow and I will pik up the cash ( $1000 membership fee).  I will make a deposit at the wye for you.

You also must pay the membership fee to get the info. Or Pierre and BTDT will hunt you down.  And you do not want the L & L ladies on your bad side,  always keep something hard between you and them

or front and back or top and bottom , whatever works for US. Dont know about that special yet . Looks like the fees doubled. Hope I can qualify for an exemption too.

Here you are messing with my lovelies at the ranch now, what am I going to do with you?

Mine melted down last time....and my list is growing as my assets are getting lower....wish my tool was as long as my list...just another old mans fantasy....

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jimmy your such a follower, is that a tan? or is your nose always this brown..lol

you gotta be shitting me ??? this aint Las Vegas, and I have better things to do with 2k !!!!

Well, the L&L is a place that is gaining fame as one of the best places for riding lessons and other assorted activities.

The nutcases? Well, they were normal people before their first lessons ... (They even used to talk more coherently ...)

Some of them (the nutcases) leave their hearts there; some leave parts of their mind there (the activities can be mind-blowing!).

It's a special place for at least a few of us ...

The real men are out on the streets trying to raise enough money to pay for the initiation into the L and L Ranch.
Is it true, that they offer 3 and 4 pops for 2K , with a 2hr time limit.
Each new member will receive an engraved watch, a T-shirt, a dozen X-Large condoms, and a chance to ride the mechanical bull! If the new member can stay on for 30sec. his next visit will be at the discounted rate of 900. for the hour. The owners of the L and L Ranch are not responsible for any injuries that the member may experience on the "Bull" or in the "L and L" Ranch facilities.
It has been reported that there have been myocardial infarctions about once a week. When you check into the Ranch, you will be asked to list your next of kin and how you want your remains to be treated!

Reo I get to use your credit card........

I will let you use it to scrape the dried up stuff off your face, but not for anything else(grin)  BTW,  Woody, you really need to vist the L & L ranch,  fine candy there.  

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Reo I get to use your credit card........

Jimmy,and Woody, I don't know where you got the idea that credit cards are acceptable at the "Ranch". FYI, it's cash on the barrell head, or any other place you want to stick it, we don't dispense credit. Certified checks are always appreciated OR as we say in this business, "gifts aren't necessary, but always appreciated". Maybe the gifts are for the specials offered.

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Reo I get to use your credit card........

Now now ol Pfart,  we were talking about the Pink Pony VIP,  we know the "ranch" only accepts cash, and lots of it with the flowers to hide it.  Wonder what Pepi La Pew has to say about money orders?

No not brown, but there is some white residue on it. LOL

Are the L and L girls Asian?? Just wondering if they do "Freestyle Asian". I heard from one of the guys who posted that he wouldn't pay 2K for Ranch Style!! I'll bet he never tried it!
I know where he can get 4hrs for about 150. This ranch will separate the men from the boys!

you aint kiddin !! for $2K i reckon we could get a few english lessons and some even better things 2