Not as imperative as electing new Government Officials but a poll to see just where Atlanta stands.
I know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach so I might be on shaky ground. I also know men who anxiously await Thanksgiving day for a reason to lay around eat & watch sports. Here is the question for the poll: Thanksgiving day which would you prefer to eat Turkey or Pussy?

Clearly the later.  It is much tastier and never dry! Plus you can always go back for seconds and never get full.

(sung to the tune Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina) Than to be in her vagina      In the morning    Nothing could be sweeter than to have her eat my peter      In the morning.       Pussy= breakfast of champions   Sex is allways better on an empty stomach!!!           Sorry for being such a Ham about it.

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Is there any reason why I couldn't have both???

If I could DATY while watching football on TV, that would be pure heaven.  I'm not sure if I could get my SO to agree.  I guess she just doesn't understand my needs.

But wait, I just got an idea-er!!!!

Howzabout this for a Thanksgiving Spread!

Picture a large dinner table with turkey and all the fixin's and ... the SO with legs spread out wide on the table too!  Buck naked, of course!  Now picture also a wide-screen TV facing that big ol' table!  I have my choice of seats ... one in front of a plate piled high with my Thanksgiving goodies, the other positioned directly in front of my SO's spread.  MMmmmmm!  AND the TV goin' with football, too!!!  I can switch seats and dine on lips sweeter than wine, then switch back for a turkey-type thigh and breast.  And at the same time watch some smash-mouth action and the bouncin' tatas of the bodacious cheerleaders.

Lord have mercy, I would have died and gone to heaven!!!

Somebody stop me!!

H.D. In this fantasy of yours, is the whole family eating at the same table, at the same time. I would guess that you are an exhibitionist!!! Eat well!

a man always falls asleep after he finishes with either one

I was dating this girl a couple months ago and I was sitting there watching the Georgia-South Carolina game on my big screen while she gave me a BBBJTC.  I thought that must be what heaven is like.....

...as the old saying goes.

I hear that turkey drippings make good lubricant, but I prefer to slap down the pumpkin pie with a little whipped cream and dine away at the Y!

I'm a leg and thigh man, myself...

It fills you up & is accompanied by a day of relaxing & pleasure. Afterward it leaves you and you never have to deal with it again :P.

an' I'll git some hair pie for dessert.  Gooooood!!!

Pussy smothered with giblets.  

Boys will be boys!!....  Where is you chaperone?  kisses  ~C

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"Both, Please" was my first thought ...

I mean, after a big helping of either, it makes you kind of sleepy ...

One's not so fattening that you can have helping after helping after helping ... (and maybe get a nice rewarding repayment !!)

And, watching TV while dining?? It's so hard to do correctly unless your total attention is focused on the matter at hand.

In the end, I have to pass on the turkey in favor of a must more pleasurable treat ... and I want seconds and thirds and ...

I have read all of these and I must be on the wrong planet when I read that it all revolves around a ball game.  Damn, with the so wonderfull ladies here in Atlanta, why in the world would you ever look past them to see the TV.  Good food, good company, loving caresses, and a romp with Candace or others would be the ultimate. Turkey, dressing, cranberry jel and a sweet dive into the sweetness of a inviting wye, what more could I ask for.

Can I get two helpings of the first one and one of the second please? But I said please

included watching a football game during the session!

In one session, I learned that I can make a BBBJ last practically forever if I'm watching the game instead of the BBBJ action.

And in the other session, I learned the same thing about doggie style.  Actually, I think she was watching the game, too.