I was dating this girl a couple months ago and I was sitting there watching the Georgia-South Carolina game on my big screen while she gave me a BBBJTC. I thought that must be what heaven is like.....
Not as imperative as electing new Government Officials but a poll to see just where Atlanta stands. I know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach so I might be on shaky ground. I also know men who anxiously await Thanksgiving day for a reason to lay around eat & watch sports. Here is the question for the poll: Thanksgiving day which would you prefer to eat Turkey or Pussy?
(sung to the tune Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina) Than to be in her vagina In the morning Nothing could be sweeter than to have her eat my peter In the morning. Pussy= breakfast of champions Sex is allways better on an empty stomach!!! Sorry for being such a Ham about it.
If I could DATY while watching football on TV, that would be pure heaven. I'm not sure if I could get my SO to agree. I guess she just doesn't understand my needs.
But wait, I just got an idea-er!!!!
Howzabout this for a Thanksgiving Spread!
Picture a large dinner table with turkey and all the fixin's and ... the SO with legs spread out wide on the table too! Buck naked, of course! Now picture also a wide-screen TV facing that big ol' table! I have my choice of seats ... one in front of a plate piled high with my Thanksgiving goodies, the other positioned directly in front of my SO's spread. MMmmmmm! AND the TV goin' with football, too!!! I can switch seats and dine on lips sweeter than wine, then switch back for a turkey-type thigh and breast. And at the same time watch some smash-mouth action and the bouncin' tatas of the bodacious cheerleaders.
Lord have mercy, I would have died and gone to heaven!!!
H.D. In this fantasy of yours, is the whole family eating at the same table, at the same time. I would guess that you are an exhibitionist!!! Eat well!
I was dating this girl a couple months ago and I was sitting there watching the Georgia-South Carolina game on my big screen while she gave me a BBBJTC. I thought that must be what heaven is like.....
I have read all of these and I must be on the wrong planet when I read that it all revolves around a ball game. Damn, with the so wonderfull ladies here in Atlanta, why in the world would you ever look past them to see the TV. Good food, good company, loving caresses, and a romp with Candace or others would be the ultimate. Turkey, dressing, cranberry jel and a sweet dive into the sweetness of a inviting wye, what more could I ask for.
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