I wouldn't be surprised if he said he made her cum 5 times, beg for more and refunded his donation.

"After buildling up conversation, _____ admitted she was instantly attracted to me. "

"She was very impressed by my physical stature - and she threw on a Magnum and we were ready to roll".

 
A dude in love with himself for sure.

Probably "fat guy with a thimble dick" - LOL.  It's OK to write a jerk-off version of the session, just don't post it as a review!

Btavado makes the world go round and who wants to say "She was very impressed by my physical stature - and she threw on a finger cot and we were ready to roll".  

 

tyvm,P.T.