Here is a fun activity for Thesaurus Day. Let's see how many names we can come up for the male member.
Funny article on the names that college students came up with to refer to penis - http://mentalfloss.com/article/33547/terms-penis-among-american-college-students
Kind of reminds me of that old bit, "You Don't Have to Call Me Johnson" (showing my age here)
cause its 6 pounds 5 oz, 19 inches long
Tonsil tickler, tube staek, cornholer, Anal impaler, Tally whacker, Bald-Headed Yogurt Slinger, Big dick and the twins, long dong silver and my favorite COCK
Damn! All this penis talk! mmmmm I hungry! lol
Hugs and kisses
TL
sounds like you have penis envy TL. LOL
Honestly, I just like to fuck baby ![]()
honesty is appreciated! LOL
That's what a SGT MAJ used to call it.
Damn Straight!!! ![]()
AKA... "Tricky Dick". LOL
You all are so silly! This is a fun post! Bravo to the OP ![]()
Hugs and kisses
TL
Watch it grow...watch it disappear...
It's gone
It's back
It's gone
It's back...
It back to its original size..and you are sticky!
Dated a girl in college who would giggle a little when she came (very similar to a local legend). She named it the Giggle Stick and I've used it ever since.
As always, be safe and have fun
Any ladies need to be "enlightened"?
Little Cowboy
Spitter
The Penis Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ
Remember, periodic trimming with the Bush Whacker is required! I look forward to seeing you again!
rockets! So i playfully named my thing as MY COCKET.
Now it is just MY COCK!!! ![]()
which also means " a member"
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Love the sound of that....ha ha
The one eyed bandit in the turtle neck sweater.
Little Herman the German!
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