Since my birthday falls on hump day this week and given the fact we all know that an adult board is THE best place to get medical advice - "Exactly how many of those blue pills do I need to take before I get that erection that lasts four hours or more advertised in those commercials?"  

Read that a Mexican man took quite a few "to impress his girlfriend)-- long story short, the doctors had to amputate his cock.  So, be careful!  Maybe you should settle for ice cream and cake!

A WebMD search should be enough to discourage you from a V-OD. As few as one Viagra can cause Priapism - the 4 hour or longer erection. There's the  potential permanent scarring of your penis tissues from over-extension of priapism... further increasing your ED or even causing it.    

Holy backfires, Batman.

hair color is not that important.

The Brazilian Wandering Spider's venom will probably produce the next generation of ED meds.

f you don’t want fucking kill yourself. They come in different doses. I have an important question to you. What is the point of just fucking for 4 hours if you don’t enjoy. You may have an erection for 4 hours but enjoying it is different story.

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Pretty please with sugar on top ask your physician! Everyone's different and the only one who can advise you the best is your Doc....

Thats awesome. Someone better get a good nights sleep!!!!
Have a blast!

no offense intended. .. you know, like the Falcons.  
Mister Ed, Twist Ed, Phys. Ed, just not Bigot Ed.... so feel free to steal my pseudo-doctorates, you've earned them. lol

Don't take more than one. I take Levitra 10 mg and cut them in half.  I don't stay hard for hours, but can get hard for hours. Believe me you don't want to OD on ED drugs. But I will say one of the funniest TV shows I ever saw was Two and a Half Men when Berta was talking about when Viagra first came our, Charlie would take one. When the instructions said if you had an erection that lasted more than three hours, go to the hospital. Charlie would just call another hooker. My idol indeed.

Does it work like the old westerns where the heroine tries to suck out the rattler venom?  If so, I can see some possibilities, although the injection site might be problematic for some.

Being a bit optimistic on length, aren't we?  Popcicle stick indeed.  I think you meant one of those giant lollipop sticks that one gets at a county fair.  Right?

It's okay Leslie - my comments were made in jest.  Although your sugar on top idea sounds like it is on the right track. And you are absolutely correct, everyone is different and I most certaily qualify as an everyone  

Thanks Shawnie.  You would be surprised that some smartasses have said a catnap is more than sufficient, but who listens to ex-GF's?

the meds will drive your blood pressure up. I would not take anymore than prescribed.

You know what I say about Ex's.
FUG EM!