I don't have a fucking clue as to what you are talking about, and I am drunk, The Chicas here at the barthat I am in in Costa Rica that don't even speak English are more easily understood than you.

Would you like to please try it again, but in English this time?

Maybe if I drink just a "little bit more" I might be able to understand WTF he was trying to say.

"Slapshot" with Paul Newman was a very funny classic.  Examples of cult humor included the Hanson Brothers!

alejandra I visit now called Christi I have visited, but that she did not put in your address on there, she is a fake, it looks very good in their photos than any man would like, but their are heavily retouched photos, this is not the problem the problem is the location which is a very dangerous unsafe his apartment was filthy, but still not feeling well ....

Truth is not advisable to lie now she says she is in Lenox, but do not recommend the place ...

Here is what I got.

"There are some fake ads somewhere about someone names either Alajandra or Christi. Some pics someplace are heavily retouched. There are bad neighborhoods, but not Lennox"

Okie dokie. Gotcha!

$100 goes a lot further in costa rica

I award you no points and may God have pity on your soul.

The scene from the classic movie Slapshot where the goalie is being questioned about the "finer points" of hockey.

Maybe the dude is shaken up by a bad experience, at least he's trying to do the right thing and warn everyone her ... whoever she may be

Or, we need a translator!

Cmon mon giv em us eh brake mon we jez be tryin ta get some fun like em yosef


Thanks for the heads up dude.  No matter how u said it we caught your meaning and appreciate your effort