Check out "Spanky" at the bottom of page 4.

http://www.apresvous.com/girls4.htm

Now this is the TRUE girlfriend experience.  LOL

Call it "animal magnetism", you can F@&k like a couple of monkeys.

It's OK if you just want to "monkey around", feed each other bananas and such...

Bet you could curl their toes, scrape them off the ceiling, but is it really even a girl???