Humpty Rumpty had a good life. Girl friends he had many but for the first thirty years He hadn't a wife. When the first baby arrived some thought was put into which way this should go but with the next it was on with the show( with three more after that.). A good father he would be to nurture this family tree.  Good times came as did the rough. As his wife went BSC holding things together got tough.One fateful evening after all the kids had grown the wife came in and said he was no longer welcome in this home. He started over at his advanced age to seek the company we all so crave. Many ladies were willing to provide short term happiness. and many did, but as time went on it became clear that although" he had his freedom he didn't have much time" (credit the Rolling Stones from Wild Horses).   Now old Humpty still came out to play but time had done it damage. He could still play the game but with more frequency he could not hit that home run. He went months without an orgasm not a one.He talked to Doctors many but working advice they hadn't any. He sought the most reliable ladies who assured they would make any problem seem to disappear. Even to the point on a money back guarantee. Seems he had a condition known to degenerate even the strongest of men and no cure would available. Sure they could slow down the speed of the process but  it would not be stopped. No one knows how exactly this story will end but it seems all the Kings consorts and all the best ladies couldn't get Humpty to orgasm again.