I like to hear the slapping sound as I do doggie and the provider's ass and my pubic fat collide!!!
How about the deep sucking sound when you have a tight fit, and you're withdrawing part way!! Or the sloshing sound as your lover gives you head!! Jeeze, Louise!! Just the thought of it makes me horny.
Sofia, any comments?

I have been seeing a particular provider for a while (Name withheld).  We connect on several levels so we almost always have great sessions.  Sometimes she will queef and others she will not.   I can't tell a difference (Condom?) nor predict when this might happen.   She's embarassed about it but I say 'no problem'.  Research is fuzzy on the matter (contradictory studies and explanations).

What is Sofia's (whom I consider the all around Sexpert) or anyone else's take on queefing?  Good, Bad, Ugly?   Fact of Life?   Preventable?

It happens, it's innocent, and it's better than an alternative. I was with a provider who was so into an explosive orgasm, that all muscle control left her, and KABOOM!!! We spent the next couple hours cleaning up.... she was too embarrassed to let the hotel help do it! I was also. I had another date with her a few months later, and she told me that she now gives herself an enema before our date. Maybe we shouldn't be surprised, but there are other providers who go through the same preparation, for fear of doing the same.
There's nothing new in this life! Some people are "lucky" and get to experience so many more things than others. You take the good with the bad, but you get to experience both.

Hmm...I'm a sexpert now?  How nice for you to say; thank you...

I don't think queefing is bad...it's basically air getting trapped in the vagina.  

I think it's a bit embarassing, but if neither person mentions it; then play should resume...It is a bit funny and can be disconcerting...lol!

I have lost a bit of "control"...only a couple of times; that was very embarassing, but the gents were very considerate, and ignored it...lol!

I do have one note to mention on gents who "blow" into the vagina; please don't do it...I've only had 1 gent do that; and recalled reading some information somewhere about it.  It can be very dangerous for the woman; although very rare, can cause an air embolus(embolism)...but it is a higher risk for women who are pregnant...blowing "on" is ok...but it is better not to blow "in"...

But queefing is normal, can be reduced; using lots of lube, changing positions, and by lessening how much a gent pulls out on each stroke...keeping air trapped can also make it more difficult for a woman to orgasm, as it tends not to let the vagina fully envelope the penis...

Good Luck!!!  And I would rather not hear a queef...lol!

My late sister told me when I was a youngster that "It was better to fart and bear the shame, than not to fart and bear the pain!"
However, you don't really have any control over a queef (I didn't know that there was a name for it). As you say, it occurs when the fucker pulls out of the fuckee a little too far!!
Is there anything you don't know???????

Well, yes, that slapping sound is good for the whole 2 seconds I can keep up that pace ... It =DOES=  add something to the moment, doesn't it?

As for the other sounds, well, if something like that happens, I just tend to laugh it off and get back to whatever I was focused on beforehand.