So, what kinds have you sustained?  

My story:  Went to see Ginger recently to check out her sex swing!  Great experience, although I have to say... be careful that the strap to lean back on is in place *before* you lean back.  Flipped right out of the thing onto my back.  Good thing I didn't hit my head, although I ripped up my hands grabbing at the straps pretty badly.

So, what kind of goofy things have *you* done?  Fellow hobbyists?  Providers?

I know someone who set their clothes on fire, but I will let him tell you about it!!! LMAO!!!

Sounds like a joke in the making: How many working girls does it take to receive self-inflicted injuries by a sex toy?

Several instances come to mind, once, completely loosing track of position relative to the mattress and both of us falling to land on the floor. Then, not the same bed, but we had been rocking this one with such frequency the slats holding the box springs slipped out of position and the mattress fell through the frame. Thought we broke her best friend's bed.

Then there were two (separate) lovelies who caused me to stop and buy makeup for the bite marks on both ear lobes, and then on my neck.

Fun memories.

-- Modified on 5/1/2012 7:33:08 AM

Well I will say me and a popular super hot long haired brunette provider..  As things were heating up the only left on were her heels.  And she planted a spiked heel on top of my foot which broke the skin.   Nothing like playtime injuries .  As they say in the song "come on baby make it hurt so good". Heheeee

I remember that incident-pretty funny, in fact hilarious.

...shins from K9 on a bed with high side rails. Ouch!

Re: You're always negative

I believe in having a genuinely good time without being accident prone. The 2 are not necessarily dependent on each other. The working girls I've been with thank me for having a great time without any injuries (either accidentally self-inflicted or otherwise).

I take it you didn't like my little joke. Ha.

..but in fairness he actually made a hillarous post not long ago...

Thanks. I try. Ha.

You're right, Reece, but only one at a time please. Both you ladies are so hot that taking you on both at the same time would "kill" any man (but at least they'd have a smile on their faces).

You're awesome. I'll call you after I've had a chance to load up on Gatorade and Vitamin E lol!