Ok, Hotel Security. Reminds me of the first time I got a Do Not Review Me request.
In the early-mid 2000s, I met a lovely young woman on the last day of her visit at a nice Perimeter area hotel for a scheduled 90 min appt. I was to be her last client of her visit as she was gonna rest up before her red-eye flight out of Hartsfield. Or at least, that was the plan.
First off, she was fantastic. Kind eyes, curves in the right places, and talented in conversation and carnality... what a woman. About 45-50 mins into the appt, making good use of the desk, we heard an audible click, the door opened, and "Hello, Housekeeping!" We quickly stereophonically said "Come back later!" but too late. Maid got an eyeful of imagines that can't be unseen. You'd think it would Coitus Interruptus but the thrill was still there. We laughed it off and continued until...
Maybe 10 mins later, a loud banging on the door and basso voiced "Open up! Security!" First thought, "F'ing maid! That B!+€h!" We quickly dressed a bit and I opened the door to see a very tall, very broad man in a black hotel security suit who took blocked almost all light from behind him. I'm no midget but that was a well dressed intimidating man. In that same voice he began asking questions as our lovemaking was disturbing other guests. BS, complete BS. I confronted him that the maid, who did not knock, was disturbing a booty call between college lovers. The lady backed me up, introduced herself with her real name, then elaborated that "(my real name) and I went to (my real college) together." I claimed taking like minded courses together and so forth. He checked my ID. We convinced him somewhat, but Security stated clearly that he'd be back to ask more questions of her if I left too soon.
Definitely Coitus Interruptus... I thanked her for the help but she assured me we were both saving ourselves as much as each other. She mentioned "Well, since you're gonna be here, might as well finish what we started, right? Gotta finish the booty call." I agreed. Like I said, what a woman. Afterwards, I offered a rate for her time with a nice dinner at a place of her choice. We negotiated dessert as well, made reservations, then cleaned up, went to dinner... making sure she waved to the Security wall as we walked through the lobby - to and from dinner.
Unfortunately, that episode kinda scared her off ATL (only one reason) and she has since retired.
Sometimes, the Scare factor makes it better.
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