The closest amp near downtown that I would recommend is GHS.  It's only a 12-15 minute drive or taxi ride (as long as it's not rush hour), and worth every extra minute spent over visiting anything closer.

atl_mgr

I think I have been going to AMP's too long. Here are my symptoms:


* I get a woody every time I see a neon "open" sign.

* I think that law enforcement window decals mean I'm gonna get lucky.

* I try to get on very good terms with older Korean women.

* If I go somewhere new, I always insist that I've been there before.

* When I empty my pockets at night, I always put my valuables in clear plastic zipper bags.

* After I take a shower, my towel always "accidentally" falls down from around my waist.

* Whenever I go to bed, I always lay on my stomach with my legs spread and Mr. Happy pointing down.

* After sex, I always have a taste for starlight mints.


Is it too late for me? Should I seek professional help?










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