by leo's harrassing all the lovely ladies that by right have a choice to do what they want with whomever thay want?
seems to me that on a local and state level that money would be better spent elsewhere.
lets see if johnny leo has a girlfiend and spends money on her,birthdays,christmas, evenings out and in return wether expected or implied gets sex well isn't that the same...
maybe i'm way off base,but we all kow johnny leo isn't going to date sally seamstress if he ain't getting any....
marcb(not a dentist and never played one on t.v.)

How much does johnny leo contribute to the local attorneys fund when mrs johnny leo discovers sally seamtress and the gift reciepts? how much would johnny leo have saved by using a professional?  (not a porn star but like to impersonate one)

L, you may not be a pornstar, but you're my substitute! Isn't a porn star a Hollywood actress who emotes during sex?

Wrong L pal, we've both been there done that....

L, if you had left out the pal, I would have guessed you were the other L !!!!
It never dawned on me that you were both Ls. So, my two adorable Ls are you taking care of each other. I do know that you both like eastern mediterranean cuisine! I always looked upon their desserts as a part of a rear entree. I would think that it should maybe be a part of the appetizer. However it would be a shame to fill up on appetizer and not be able to handle the entree and dessert. I think that there should be a 30 min. recess in between each course so that the diners can relax and look forward to the next course. Not only a rest, but a chance to relieve any gas pressure that might otherwise ruin a beautiful meal.
Thank you L and L. We should always be aware of each others aliases, and it's not fair to gang up on another guy, when he has his hands full handling one L.
1000 kisses and 1000 licks for each of you, unless you want to share the licks alternately.

How dare you sneak in without so much as a squeak. I'd say that you are on the petite side, long auburn hair, halfway down your back. Also, I see a bikini tan line. You're going to have to get a bigger top because the tan line is barely covering your nipples! I'd guess that you love sushi.... do you know that you can pick up some rare tropical diseases from uncooked fish!I didn't spend 15 yrs in tropical medicine not to recognize the middle eastern enteric parasitic disease known as fish worm in the bowel syndrome.
Get thee to an MD quickly. I think you've got it,... by God,I think you've got it!

And now you know we have both been there done that ! Ahhh haa what fun.. that should keep you on your toes! kiss and a hug

"it's not fair to gang up on another guy" You know that is a favorite of ours! So stop ya whinning and just sit back and enjoy it. All we ever hear is how you want all these women and here are two that will take you for the ride of your life and we don't mean the rip off type that you are acustomed to. We will rip your clothes off not your wallet.

Now I'm totally confused.... I don't know who the L is L. Eventually, one of you will make a mistake and say something that the other L might not know, UNLESS the two of you Ls are conspiring to really screw with my head. It's not fair if you both sit at the computer and take turns messing with me. I think I can handle both of you, I was a champion bowler, and I've bowled with two balls at once. I could treat you both as if you were bowling balls and put my thumbs and middle fingers in the appropriate holes and throw you both down the alley. How does that grab you.
A thousand fingers to you, and kisses between (the fingers that is)!

Baby, I don't want you to keep me on my toes, I want you to keep me on my knees, and then my back! I have a secret weapon. It always remains ready, even when all the ammo is gone. It is my faithful servant Richard who can never fail me. He does get tired from time to time, and needs a rest, but he is always there for you.
Another subject, this girl I have been with wants to tie me up! Seriously now, should I let her??? I don't know what to expect!! Fill me in Oh wise ones!

Are you aware of what you're doing, just for the sake of getting me horny. BTW, that doesn't take much!! I'm at that stage in life that I'm always seeing both of you naked just by closing my eyes. I lapse into a fantasy where we are all naked and dancing and I'm in the middle and when the music stops, I have to invade one of you. Then the music starts again and we go again, and when the music stops the second time, you do each other.... of course I'll jump in at an appropriate time, if you can stop concentrating on each other.
Here I go again putting your pleasures ahead of mine! I guess I'm selfless. LOL
Are you guys even a little damp by now?
1000 licks for each.

you'se guys really need to go get a room and have some fun.....lol

We can't afford a room! It's called head sex! It can be experienced any moment of the day. All you need is a couple of kindred souls whose minds are tuned to the same wavelength.

I have no clue who either one of the "Ls" are, but now I'm sitting here with a hard on just using my imagination

Bill, now you know how I feel. These girls are playing mind games with me! The two of them sit at the keyboard and, so that I can't figure out which one is which, they dictate to each other, and just when I think I've got it figured out, they switch.
Just consider how I feel, I know who the two Ls are but can never figure out which of them is on the keyboard at any given time!

I'm pretty sure that one of the "L's" is "C", and the other is possibly "S".

But beyond that, I'm lost... lol

No offense, since all the participants here are either friends or lovers or both, but with IM you could do all the head sex you want and not fill up the board with otherwise one-on-one (or maybe two) conversations.