I thought we were friends.
Oh fine.
Well, I suppose I've been called worse...
Ok, maybe I'm not a pentathlete or heptathlete but I'm training vigorously to be a humptathlete. So give me a little credit.
And "The Mighty Mjolnir?". The little guy has been called many things over the years but never that. But now that's quite a scene you've put in my head, maybe I'll use that during my next date...
"Stand back fair maiden! Your rare beauty and raw sensuality have unleashed the hammer of the gods... behold THE MIGHTY MJOLNIR!!!"
Nah, if I've learned anything it is to underpromise and overdeliver - not the other way around.
The Mighty Mjolnir... Dude, you crack me up. Where do you come up with this stuff?
Posted By: ga_kosh
You might have pole vaulted but she likely (in addition to squat thrust):
Hammer Throw (she had to use both hands on your mighty Mjolnir, ammarite?)
Shot Put (she tried her best to get the maximum distance out of your shot)
Pommel Horse (Was she a spinner? Thought so)
and any number of floor and bed Gymnastics.
Hell, she's probably a genuine Pentathlete or Decathlete when you sit down and think about it.
You? Well, you... she might have given you good marks for your Muff Diving, but I hear the East German judge is still biased - so throw out the high and the low scores.
Recovering from injuries sustained from Tuesday Senior Night at IHOP (a sport onto itself),
ga_kosh