Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why are "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites?

Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Any others?

If we all want a girl who's "built like a brick shithouse", why don't we just build a brick shithouse?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is the busiest time on the road called rush hour?

Why do feet smell and noses run??

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 & hot dog buns come in packs of 8 - George Carlin

If quiters never win, why should you quit while you're ahead?

As always, be safe and have fun

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

If a man is in the woods by himself and makes a mistake, is he still wrong even if there is no woman around to tell him he was wrong?

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

Why is it when something is lost, it's always found in the last place you look?

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Why do 22 states ban Texting While Driving but will send you Traffic and Amber Alerts to your mobile?