Sexpert Etiquette tip of the week

Hello Gentlemen,
I would like to take a second to give some tips on one of my pet peeves when I have a romantic encounter..........  
About Condom disposal.....
First of all Don't throw it in the trash !!!! Nothing ruins reminiscing about a romantic evening, than having to fish your condom out of my  wicker bathroom trash basket,or to even look at it. Ughhh!!!! Seriously. I dont want a nasty, smelly rubbery, piece of trash that still holds your bodily fluids, hanging around for all to see, and for me to dispose of. all I am wanting to do after sex is to reminisce about how hot and sexy our encounter was/is. I dont want that- thing- to bring me back to reality , not just yet anyway. The only body fluids I want to remember are your sweaty pheromones, that just happen to blend well with mine. for some reason, because now that I am looking at your nasty condom, gag,,,and it makes me wonder if I made a mistake. Its kinda equal to guys finding our tampons unflushed in the toilet. It ruins the mystique. And they smell.! the condoms, not tampons. Nothing is worse than a yucky condom smell. OMG. If we liked sex yesterday... well today may be a different story . So next time you have to use one, Flush it! immediately. And make sure it flushes.....Yes, do not leave the bathroom until you see it has disappeared into the toilet bowl galaxy, never to be seen or heard of again. And...Do Not remove it in front of your partner/me...Omg. Why cant we all just pretend The condom is not in the room.... Don't stand in front of her and pull it from the tip off your thingy like its a manly thing to do.....Im just waiting for the thing to snap back like a rubber band, as I look at it and all its holdings in disgust.. The proper way to remove your whore accessory is to roll it up/off more than half way and then carefully take it off without leaking its contents and flush it! and do all this alone. Not proudly in front of me/partner. I dont want to see the history of your sex accessory. Then Please wash up. And pretend the condom never happened...among other things I will talk about later.... Thank you!, You Personal Etiquette Sexpert.. Alissa Moore

Don't throw used condoms in the toilet, really. It says it on all the condom boxes and instructions. Condoms can get snagged on debris in plumbing pipes and actually back up your plumbing. Then the plumbers have to come out and roto-root your pipes with a plumbing snake and it will be pretty embarrassing when they pull out all of your condoms from the last three years!!

I have never had a problem. :?

I prefer to rip the condom off in front of the whore and shove my cock deep down her throat and not pull it out until after she swallows.

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.....saving all my used condoms. When I get 365 of them I plan to melt them down, make a tire out of them and call it a Goodyear.....

...but it bears repeating. Do not flush condoms. They can and will clog the pipes. Just because it hasn't happened to you yet (if it hasn't) it will. If you think it's funky in your waste basket wait 'til you see the mess it'll make in your backed up pipes and running out on your floor. Same with tampons Don't flush them.

Coming from somebody that has a 5 and a 2 in their last 3 reviews, I'll be sure and remember that . Actually every provider I've ever seen has handled disposing the condom.

lol ok I hear Ya!

LMAO!

You make no sense.....and you are offensive to the gentleman.   IF you have a deal with the condom take it and flush it.  That way you don't have to worry or pretend where it ends up!   Grow up!

Surely this is a joke?

Just saying

The TER board is correct about flushing condoms  

If you are flushing tampons and condoms, I hope you have a plumber as a client.

Compliments of Panthera12 and F.E.M.A. No Ms sexpert, that is not a recycle bin

When she said ugh, the whole op was just ugh, useless (IMO) and reflective of your service or again (IMO) lack there of.  

big production out of it.  Very professional.  For some reason this conversation reminds me of your "policing the brass" comment on a long-ago thread about the perils of a client having a provider visit him at the home he shares with a SO.  LOL

Methinks AA has a little hangup....

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YES!!!

just a guess

I guess you were looking for a job before you got this one.  I am guessing an hour on your clock may time out to 55 minutes.

....when finished, maybe blowing the condom up and twisting it into a balloon animal will motivate the gentleman to take it with him...

I recall a massage parlor in Tampa where the gal's had a contest-they would do CIM and spit the Cum into a I gallon jug and at the end of the shift the one with the most content won the days bet whatever that was !!  Guess this isn't something this gal would be into, huh??

After reading through all of this including Miss Allisa's reviews it is amazing to me that she would stay in this business.  Pretty apparent she doesn't care for it very much if at all...must be hard times in the neighborhood......

bad breath, the heartbreak of psoriasis, hair loss, gum disease, cholesterol buildup, obesity, carpet stains, dishwasher water spots, broadleaf weeds, clogged downspouts, traffic congestion, and nuclear war.

Hi Allisa:
I've been a homeowner for several years and have experience with flushing things down the toilet.
1. My very first home had a septic system which I knew nothing about but gained much knowledge after paying for repairs regarding gurgling sewage seeping from the ground. A septic system has a main pipe from the home to a large septic tank containing chemicals to disolve the waste matter. This tank has field lines extending out the other end that lead out in the land. The septic system requires the homeowner to input chemicals in the toilets every month in order for the waste to break down. Unfortunetly the condoms do not break down in order to disolve and flow in the ground. This also includes items such as tampons. Back then the contractor wanted $7,000.00 to fix the field lines in the yard. Pumping out the tank was just a few hundred dollars. A company comes out and digs a hole where they think the lid to the tank is. Then they pull a truck up to the tank and suck out everything in the tank.  

All of your opinions are delightful. I only meant this for the enjoyment of people with an intelligent sense of humor. And any assumptions you have of me from this post is totaly coming from a limited point of view. You know what they say??? When you point a finger its usually in the mirror. As far as hurting my biz... Maybe you should see for yourself? Alot of judgement on this site. The kettle is definitely BLACK. Like onyx. ) Tata for now.

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