I'd only a request a long cuddle and a snuggle with you, and nothing else!!

Craziest request I've had from a provider has been to wear one of my kilts. It appears that several ladies have fantasies about going down on a man in a kilt.

For a long time I wanted to truly go down on a lady.  Her with her head straight down and her feet straight in the air.  Well when I felt like I was visiting a lady who could pull it off I asked and she said sure she would try it.  So I sat down, she stood behind me, and then slid over my shoulder so her shoulders were on my thighs.  Well I had her right where I wanted her and enjoyed some DATY.  I only kept her in that position for about 30 seconds.  Why that was something I wanted to do, I have no idea.  Who knows whats gonna yank a guys crank.   Thanks to her again.   bigdell

I had a gentleman that wanted me to wear fuzzy socks and get a foot job!  Was fun!

I once covered a girl's butt with frosting and licked it off.

I think it was the fuzziness!  

However I recently offered a motorcycle ride to a provider prior to a date which she seemed excited about it. I guess describing it as a 400 lb, 120 hp vibrator helped lol.
 Also on a couple occasions I asked providers if they wanted me to wear my tongue ring or not and I have quickly been told to wear it or keep it in when offered to take it out but I have found its just more fun to surprise them with it. So far im 5/5 for them claiming to have never even kissed someone with one.

so true! I have not done that yet!  

She preferred it with me in the back and the vibrator in the front, but I've found most prefer it the other way around.  I usually carry a little bag to a session with things that, based upon prior experience, may be handy.  One of those is a prostate vibrator that's slender and unintimidating.  If the chemistry is right, I'll sometimes offer the DP option.  Most have never done it, and reactions vary from "Sure, I can do that" to "No thanks."  One who said yes later, post orgasm, said the intensity of the O made her insides feel like jelly.

Is fun, and I've had the DP session, me in front, toy in back...then it got a little weirder... Me in her back door, vibrator in mine. She said she could feel it and it was awesome.  Based on my almost passing out from the orgasm...id have to agree.

Oh! How I'd love that... for a beautiful erotic experience!!  Soon, baby!

Posted By: MaciDelavon

That's so sweet! We should make that happen!

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I had a friend turning 80 who wanted a birthday surprise. I love bald headed men and my friend's was beautiful. I squirted KY all over it and masturbated on it till I exploded.

I am a BDSM provider, so I think some of it might even be too taboo for this board.

Booty cakes are delicious.... And so are penis cakes!!!!!  Yummeeee!! And here I thought I was the only creative one with food and the body. Love it, E!!  Absolutely love it!!

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