Kinky is using a feather; perverted is using the whole chicken.
It's definitely in the eye oof the beholder.
Wondering about what might be really kinky fantasies (or wild requests received by some of the ladies)...

...was for a piggy-back ride. I was the pig, lol!

I don't even want to be around anyone shiting . some things should be done alone! But different strokes for different folks!Lol

He had grapes. I also had one put a dog collar and walk me around whilst making me eat from a bowl. Yea, he is still alive lol. I won't even go into the "shitty" details about my first scat play experience, but I think that fker is blind now. I ate so much corn, Jalapenos, and peanuts, there is no fkin way his eyes were not damaged.

Holy Shit!

........another guy wanted to be my toilet (requested I eat a very hearty and greasy meal before the date), and uh .... a few other things involving the brown stuff.

I just recently had a friend get a chocolate candy stuck up his bum.  Let's just say we were being very kinky!lol

I will do it (most times) but don't think I am not laughing my ass off and thinking of ways to fk with them in the midst of doing so.

My hats off to you. It appears belong in mental asylums.

You left out the one about the guy that wanted to eat marshmallows off those perky appendages of yours.  IMO, asking is kinky, wanting them roasted beforehand is perverse.  

All of those are WAY beyond anything listed on my menu.
Bless their hearts.

I don't think I would spring for your going rate, but I'd at least buy drinks. lmao

I can honestly say that I never wanted to Fuck my Mom..

Shit head!!!

You two are cracking me the fuck up! That is some funny shit! Damn I'd hate to see what would happen if we were ALL in a room! hahahahaha! Throw 2NOT in the mix and we would have a real party! lol lol!!!

Bawk Bawk!!!!!!

Arrest...that is what would happen bwahahaha. I only have connections in New Orleans. You two would have to foot the bill if I come to ATL and get in trouble.

not that people as well behaved as us would ever get in trouble. Not a chance of that, right.