Had a second date with a lady and we were getting into the sex questions (as it always does) and the question happened: "So, how many women have you slept with?"
First, you want to boast and say, "Over 100, and worth every dollar" but then you of course stop and re-assess. Second, as you are thinking quick on your feet and throw it back to her, "You first!" knowing you are just buying time. Lastly, you have to decide, will she think that what I have done is sexy and exciting or think I am a pervert. So, I let her rip with "11"... So the rule is: Whatever a man says divide by 3 and whatever a woman says, multiply by 3... But that math is null and void for us! I have been doing this so long, I can't even calculate the real number. In fact, I was driving up Roswell Rd the other day and passed an apt complex I hadn't seen in 15 years and said "Oh shit, I use to see Brazilians there all the time" and had completely forgot about it! What would you say boys and girls? JKNE
Had a second date with a lady and we were getting into the sex questions (as it always does) and the question happened: "So, how many women have you slept with?"
First, you want to boast and say, "Over 100, and worth every dollar" but then you of course stop and re-assess. Second, as you are thinking quick on your feet and throw it back to her, "You first!" knowing you are just buying time. Lastly, you have to decide, will she think that what I have done is sexy and exciting or think I am a pervert. So, I let her rip with "11"...
So the rule is: Whatever a man says divide by 3 and whatever a woman says, multiply by 3... But that math is null and void for us! I have been doing this so long, I can't even calculate the real number. In fact, I was driving up Roswell Rd the other day and passed an apt complex I hadn't seen in 15 years and said "Oh shit, I use to see Brazilians there all the time" and had completely forgot about it!
Well it's a great answer if you are trying to make sure that there never is a third date.
Sometimes, Ok lots of the time, it is no wonder so many guys here couldn't get laid in a women's prison, even with a handful of pardons, and this is one of those times. lol
I don't really think there is a "right" answer to this question any more than there is one to the question "Does this dress make my ass look fat?", but I think there are some answers that are "more wrong" than others.
The best I can come up with is "a few, ok maybe more than a few since I have spent most of my life single, btw I won't hold it against you if you've been with a lot of guys, do you have a lot of experience?"
As for my "real" number, I don't have a fucking clue, I often forget how many women I have fucked over the course of a single weekend, much less a lifetime. Suffice it to say, it's well up into the thousand, I am not in much of a position to call any woman a slut, unless it's someone like TL in which case I mean it as a very high praise. lol
I know that would get my motor running. At my age I think the lady wants to make sure you can keep up. And by the way what happened to all the Brazilians. Brianna is about the only one around.
Practice makes perfect. I haven't perfected it yet so I need lots of practice.
Posted By: JKNE43
Had a second date with a lady and we were getting into the sex questions (as it always does) and the question happened: "So, how many women have you slept with?"
First, you want to boast and say, "Over 100, and worth every dollar" but then you of course stop and re-assess. Second, as you are thinking quick on your feet and throw it back to her, "You first!" knowing you are just buying time. Lastly, you have to decide, will she think that what I have done is sexy and exciting or think I am a pervert. So, I let her rip with "11"...
So the rule is: Whatever a man says divide by 3 and whatever a woman says, multiply by 3... But that math is null and void for us! I have been doing this so long, I can't even calculate the real number. In fact, I was driving up Roswell Rd the other day and passed an apt complex I hadn't seen in 15 years and said "Oh shit, I use to see Brazilians there all the time" and had completely forgot about it!
When I became a hobbyist, I quit counting. I hate to say it, but I don't think the guy gets bragging rights for pay-to-play. Just a lot of heavenly fun.
When one counts, it is not the numbers that have come before that matter, it is the next one that is the most important.... of course, then I change the subject and ask her if she is gonna finish her salad. Yep, I am one smooth operator. Probably best if you don't follow my lead.
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Suprisingly, most say they have been with very few.