My favorite LOL:
Miranda: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.
Taxi Driver: [to Carrie] No smoking in the cab.
Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.


Heres just a few more that I LOVE!!!!

Im a tri-sexual... Ill try anything once. - Samantha

“I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.”
“I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.”-Carrie

"I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" — Carrie

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm even better." — Samantha

"I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted! Where is he?" — Charlotte


Miranda's "He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception." LOL

Samantha said at one point: "Shoulda woulda coulda." no regrets, eh?

Mr. Big " abso fu^#ing lutely"

P.s A few of these are really funny so sit back with some good morning coffee & have a good laugh.I love this show!

P.S.S Sorry so many ,REALLY " I had more to put lmbo! So I finely stop!  (((HUGSSS EVERYONE)))

xoxoxoxo

"A man is only as young as the woman he feels" - Groucho Marx

"When in doubt, Fuck." - Frank Slade, "Scent of a Woman"

"Damn, you eat pussy like a lesbian!" - a past lover. If that doesn't boost your ego nothing will!!!  LMAO!

Willy

"there's nothing sexier than getting a blowjob from a woman you have to salute in the morning"
Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. -Johnny Carson

"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. -Marquis de Sade

Anything you make forbidden gains sexual attractiveness. Would you be particularly interested in women's breasts if you lived in a society in which they were displayed at all times? -Isaac Asimov

Writing is the flip side of sex – it's good only when it's over. -Hunter S. Thompson

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.― Mel Brooks

I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses. ― Oscar Wilde

He was depraved in some personal aspects of his life ... but he did write several publications that challenged the sexual norms of his era.  What can I say - I have a soft spot for rebels