Seeing as this board has been kind of quiet lately, I thought I'd just throw out a topic for fun.  Let's hear some stories from providers (or hobbyists for that matter) about the most memorable, unusual or otherwise interesting penis you've seen.  Anyone want to share?

perfect, and should be me made a monument. So I have been told.

and some of my reviews, ladies have described my cock and balls  as:
perfection, beautiful, suckable, fuckable, succulent and just plain ol nice.
who am I to say otherwise?

The largest clitoris on the planet. I don't think that was a compliment.☹☹☹☹

I knew a guy in Austin that had a leaning tower of penis, tilted hard right...

They always say they want to make a mold of mine. But I'm sure they say that to everyone LOL

While visiting greece one time, the lady asked,”is it in yet?”   — how embarrassing!

A curve is good most of the time, but It felt like I was having backdoor and front door at the same time. It wasn't comfortable at all lol

“Where is it?” Lol! I am a grower though ...
Have a Holiday lough on me ...

The most unusual penis I have ever seen is nicknamed candy cane. Haha, I met this guy during my Texas travels and he was so curved that he resembled a candy cane! I tried to straighten it out but ended up just popping it in, turned out more delightful than weird. LOL!

So when he blew his load did it shoot right back at him?

Right onto his belly button :P