perfect, and should be me made a monument. So I have been told.

and some of my reviews, ladies have described my cock and balls  as:
perfection, beautiful, suckable, fuckable, succulent and just plain ol nice.
who am I to say otherwise?

Mine has been called....

The largest clitoris on the planet. I don't think that was a compliment.☹☹☹☹

I knew a guy in Austin that had a leaning tower of penis, tilted hard right...

They always say they want to make a mold of mine. But I'm sure they say that to everyone LOL

While visiting greece one time, the lady asked,”is it in yet?”   — how embarrassing!

It curved it the wrong direction

A curve is good most of the time, but It felt like I was having backdoor and front door at the same time. It wasn't comfortable at all lol

“Where is it?” Lol! I am a grower though ...
Have a Holiday lough on me ...

Candy Cane

The most unusual penis I have ever seen is nicknamed candy cane. Haha, I met this guy during my Texas travels and he was so curved that he resembled a candy cane! I tried to straighten it out but ended up just popping it in, turned out more delightful than weird. LOL!

Right onto his belly button :P