Reouble ouch!!!! Any hope that it can be salvaged?

That's the work of a scorned woman for sure!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_p1&iref=NS1

I think that should be closer to reason #1! Damn...

Unfortunately I disagree with your statement.  I rarely review but have been a paying member so I think that would entitle me to access to the board.  As to omega I don't know if he is a pain in the ass or not.  The lacks of reasonable discourse and fun topics has kept me away from the board.  However I would say that if he is following the rules of the board you only have two choices engage him or ignore him.

The penis perhaps.

The marriage not so much LOL.

I posted under an alias?

Please keep in mind that an alias has the same number of listed reviews as I do.

I can already see the spoof ad on Saturday night live for the garbage disposal.  LOL

On a serious side, of this guy is an abuser, he got off easy. I have no tolerance for abusive men.  Sorry

abusive men.

However, this "punishment" certainly qualifies as cruel and unusual.

First time I read about it I was in Thailand, and to add insult to injury, the wife threw it out the window where neighbors reported it was eaten by a duck. I swear, I'm not making up a word of this.  I used to enjoy duck.

right for not running out of the house fast enough to retrieve it before the duck had at it LOL.

That's gonna win you points with the crowd.  I do need to thank you though for making me seem like a nice guy.

I lay the primary blame on the person responsible for severing the man's penis.

I assign secondary blame to the man for not running out of the house fast enough to retrieve the aforementioned penis before a duck ate it LOL.

If it had been my penis, I assure you I would have immediately followed it out the window to retrieve it expeditiously LOL.

He would come home drunk and rough up the wife, have his way with her and then pass out.  The article made it sound like this was a regular thing and the wife finally had enough.  Guess his excess booze kept him from waking up and going after it and the duck got to dine on pickled penis.

case, I say "Bon apetit" to the duck LOL.

Thanks for making me no worse than the 2nd biggest asshole on the board.