Heyyy guyz its karma.. yaeyyyy. (Wat goes around comes back around again)  and boy do i hav a story for you guyz.. lol but b4 i start let me say that i know for some that this is probably not a big deal @ all but for me... i mean.. FANTASY. .. also wanted to say that although i know i shouldn't let stupidity affect me howeva i dislike wen people aautomatically assume because one has a nice round fat soft booty that u do anal.. that's sad.. but umm i guess NOW its safe 2 assume that about me.. lol not tha reason my ass is ths way it is but YESSS i indulge.. lol
Well now i feel sooo bad the way i use 2 down play anal.. y? Ill neva know.. so i come in from out of town n hav my lady friend meet me.. now fyi wen i fly lol 4 sum reason it gives me an upset stomach so wat i do is flush my system as much i can.. but on this particular day i was extremely horny. . Lol dnt judge me.. so wen myggirlfriend pull up she has this "movie" fine guy n tha kar with her.. introduction is made n i think nothing of it.. im more tired than hungry so i tell her 2 jus drop me home. Dnt know how but found my self n a sexual debate. . :/ rt. Wen im horny as hell.. now me n my gf have fooled around several times but with a guy no.. so newayz i find my self n this deep debate  n tha topic is anal.. :/ so we decide 2 go 2 my place cook hav a few drinks.. so we make it there and immediately my gf realizes theres no wine bc thats all she drinks and ran bak out 2 the store. I decided i was 2 tired 2 cook and ordered out took me 2 shots of fireball made sure our guest was comfortable and got n tha shower.. mind u i was already horny so figured i can get a quick 1 in tha shower.. im about 10 min n when i feel tha breez from tha bathroom door open.. @ first i was stardled but then thought nothing of it thinkn is was my gf.. which made me more horny.. then tha shower curtain slam back n it was tha guy.. so many emotions ran threw my body that i couldn't even scream.. but by this time it didnt matter.. so him seeing that i didnt say nething he jus pulled his pants down and said "wat were you saying about anal earlier"? My whole body tensed.. i didnt know wat 2 do.. so i jus looked him in his eyes n said do wat u believe..  please listen 2 me.. wen i say that this is THEE most greatest feeling in my life... I promise im being honest.. i thought that anal would hurt,that it would b messy that i wouldnt b able 2 take it.. but that was far fr tha case.. i NEVA thought it would make me feel tha way it did.. .. well to make a story a GOOD long story honestly i cant get enough of it.. like a drug,, lol i

I am sure it can be done in a sentence or two.

translation services in the future?

That giant block of text would have given me a head ache even if it weren't written in "text speak",  I gave up about halfway through what should have been the first paragraph, quite frankly whatever the OP was trying to say wasn't worth the headache I would now be suffering if I was to actually attempt to read the entire thing.

When I was married, I hated buttsex. Turns out it wasn't me, it was my XH doing it wrong (spitting on it and shoving it in). Had it done properly with a Sugar Daddy I had several months ago, and I liked it so much better.

I turned the aspirin bottle upside down and polished them off. In my defense I think it may have been before her services were rendered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU

Did Ansley just translate ... Greek?  :

Absolutely hilarious, Ansley