I just read Homer's review of Juliet. I know Juliet. Homer is a liar. Juliet is so far above Homer's description. She is incredibly classy. Her beauty is unsurpassed. She has a body which is breathtaking to look at.  But she is not the porn type as described by Homer.  Physically she has several features Homer did not mention. And believe me he would have mentioned them had he really seen her. So for those of you wanting to meet Juliet for multiple [4+] pops per hour, greek, french, russian and american - forget it.  Don't waste your time. She won't respond to this type of base vulgarity. The only Homer Juliet knows is an ancient Greek Poet not a modern day Simpson.

You are so RIGHT!