has anyone experienced that???  It flew through the sky and landed on my ear...first experience...lol

I think of squirting out the rear end. That would definitely be a mood-killer, especially if a dollop flew through the air and landed on your ear.

Every once in a while, I can still "hit the ceiling". Not like when I was younger though. Never knew where it was going to land. Lol.

Well at least all of us in our youth, Like you I don't shoot anywhere near as far as when I was young, but if I "charge up" for a few days i can still hit the ceiling as well. I hate charging up though, I prefer not to do without, hitting the ceiling is not that important to me. lol

the sperm has always been contained...Live and Learn

In those days I get a footjob and hit her in the eye...enough volume to shampoo a buffalo, but alas time has passed and now I'm just happy if I don't hit my own feet jacking off in the shower.