Thank you Miss Ilona! You have a great sense of humor!!! I think the provider should bring the fruit. Us gents, with our exaggerated opinions of ourselves, would bring a much larger fruit. Perhaps a cantaloupe? LOL
Sploshing per se has never interested me - just seems like too much trouble - but this actually sounds appealing and might be worth the trouble.
I like Ron White as well....and it is a very funny line. BUT - I don't use him as my sexual compass either.... and he's probably relieved at that.... Now this is what I read this board for - IDEAS
this ain't news - lol. If no lady handy, just cut a core through the center and warm the grapefruit in the oven. Now if I could only find my dog-eared Playboy ......................
...a kinky version lunch it is! You can stop twisting my arm now! Korean BBQ sounds a little painful. How about, in honor of Ron White, 'Tater Salad sploshing? LOL
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