I was with a girl one day and we were under the covers on the couch and her parents walked in and we pretended to be watching a movie thinking they would go away.  However, they sat down and watched the WHOLE movie while I was still in her under the covers.  I was 17 and scared to death.  Her dad was maybe 6 ft from us.  After the movie we pretended to be asleep until they left and we quickly got dressed and laughed our asses off.  


Anything crazy ever happen to you guys?

actualy had the real cleaninglady walk in on me one time while in session..that was wild.. lolol..humm let me think.. oh yeah i was boppin a guy in a van at the mousetrap and the owner caught us low and behold the guy i was boppin worked for him.. we all got a good laugh lolol

OMG!!!!!

That is too funny!

The funniest thing for Me I guess was recently, Jaclyn and I had a double.  The gentelman requested that I be dressed up in stockings, bustier, and My thigh high boots with  7" heels with a large platform.  We met the gentalman at a bar and had WAAAAAAAYYYYY too much to drink.  Later I had Jackie on all fours on the bed with a strap on and I was standing up thrusting away and tumbled down bringing her with Me!  Ha Ha it was too funny we still talk about it to this day.

Kisses,
Monica

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We did doubles with one guy named Roy thinking he wanted to do a switch....(foursome)....and got him confused with another Roy who did not want a foursome but didn't know it till it was way over....He was a good sport...thought he just walked into something different....When I got the call from the other Roy trying to reschedule and thought we just saw him....I could have died...!!!  Too damn funny...good times

ps...before any of you start saying anything...I called the one who had not a clue...offered a free session and apology! xo

Raven

A client and I were going at it full force and my bed broke and we ended up on the ground because the box spring and mattress went all the way down when the frame broke....lol Boy what a ride!!!

When I was 17 I was with this girl at her house while her family had gone Hunting...They came home eaily ( just when it was getting REAL GOOD ) ... Her Dad is coming in the back door ,Her Mom is coming in the front ,So I put on my pants throw the rest out the window and then climb out ...There stands her older bother with his shotgun ( DAMN ), He starts to laugh , I start to run ..Anyway we got married three months later ( She got pregant )there were no guns at the wedding . We have been married now for thirty years ...

Years ago, when GA. State and I were much younger, I had a great GF.  She and I had a very difficult time keeping hands and other parts separated from each other.  In one of our particularly needy episodes, we ducked into one of the then new Urban Life building's classrooms.  Lights out, her fine butt on the desk in front of me and me on my knees having lunch.  Lights came on, security came in the room and asked "What are you doing?"  I asked if he had ever been taught to knock before entering?"  Meanwhile we were scrambling to get clothes on, etc.  He started laughng and left the room while turing out the lights.  Nice man and fun moment.  

We also got caught on one of the pedestrian bridges at Peachtree Center but that's another story.

Have a great Thanksgiving

Hey I saw ryan the other day and we were cracking up on that we need to get together and do a holiday special like last year .. what a blast..can I put you on my site pls.. hugs deanna

As long as it isn't xmas eve or day I am there     afternoons are best.  See ya girl.  Deb

I guess the time I was with a lover at an upscale hotel.  Evidently we had forgotten to put the "Do Not Disturb" hang tag on the door or to double latch it.  Well,,I'm on top, pounding away and we hear a noise.  We stop for a minute, don't hear anything else and continue on our way.  It wasn't until later that I decided it was the chamber maid who came in, saw us f***ing and made a discreet exit.