cleaninglady

actualy had the real cleaninglady walk in on me one time while in session..that was wild.. lolol..humm let me think.. oh yeah i was boppin a guy in a van at the mousetrap and the owner caught us low and behold the guy i was boppin worked for him.. we all got a good laugh lolol

Re:What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you during lovemaking?

OMG!!!!!

That is too funny!

The funniest thing for Me I guess was recently, Jaclyn and I had a double.  The gentelman requested that I be dressed up in stockings, bustier, and My thigh high boots with  7" heels with a large platform.  We met the gentalman at a bar and had WAAAAAAAYYYYY too much to drink.  Later I had Jackie on all fours on the bed with a strap on and I was standing up thrusting away and tumbled down bringing her with Me!  Ha Ha it was too funny we still talk about it to this day.

Kisses,
Monica

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A client and I were going at it full force and my bed broke and we ended up on the ground because the box spring and mattress went all the way down when the frame broke....lol Boy what a ride!!!

When I was 17 I was with this girl at her house while her family had gone Hunting...They came home eaily ( just when it was getting REAL GOOD ) ... Her Dad is coming in the back door ,Her Mom is coming in the front ,So I put on my pants throw the rest out the window and then climb out ...There stands her older bother with his shotgun ( DAMN ), He starts to laugh , I start to run ..Anyway we got married three months later ( She got pregant )there were no guns at the wedding . We have been married now for thirty years ...

Years ago, when GA. State and I were much younger, I had a great GF.  She and I had a very difficult time keeping hands and other parts separated from each other.  In one of our particularly needy episodes, we ducked into one of the then new Urban Life building's classrooms.  Lights out, her fine butt on the desk in front of me and me on my knees having lunch.  Lights came on, security came in the room and asked "What are you doing?"  I asked if he had ever been taught to knock before entering?"  Meanwhile we were scrambling to get clothes on, etc.  He started laughng and left the room while turing out the lights.  Nice man and fun moment.  

We also got caught on one of the pedestrian bridges at Peachtree Center but that's another story.

Have a great Thanksgiving

I guess the time I was with a lover at an upscale hotel.  Evidently we had forgotten to put the "Do Not Disturb" hang tag on the door or to double latch it.  Well,,I'm on top, pounding away and we hear a noise.  We stop for a minute, don't hear anything else and continue on our way.  It wasn't until later that I decided it was the chamber maid who came in, saw us f***ing and made a discreet exit.