A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
"Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship.
The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have
cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to
either of us.  I'm sorry.  Please return the picture of me that I sent
to you.
Love, Becky"
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends,
Aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
note:
Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky


I hope everyone had a swell day today .
tyvm,P.T.